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Today will mark the day of the most Amazon packages stolen off people's porches

Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:11 am
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:11 am
Amazon Prime Black Friday deliveries scheduled for today (unless you live in the Baton Rouge area), porch thieves know this.

Cyber Monday deliveries will be Thursday, in which porch thefts will surpass the record set today.

I've got my Bait Box ready!
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51296 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:12 am to
With Amazon's shitty flex delivery system, most of the packages will never make it to the porches.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33976 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:12 am to
Wish I could have sent my fleshlight sleeves to work
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155692 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:14 am to
My security guards are on high alert. Just another day.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68315 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:14 am to
I dont live in the hood
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:17 am to
It would be sadly ironic if someone stole my Nest doorbell, which I bought for this very reason...
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162231 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:18 am to
quote:

I dont live in the hood

You don't have to live in the hood for things like this to happen
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:19 am to
quote:

With Amazon's shitty flex delivery system, most of the packages will never make it to the porches.

Mine is coming by FedEx. Buy more expensive stuff and they'll use good carriers, peasants!
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33962 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:19 am to
quote:

I dont live in the hood


They don’t steal packages from the hood
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19531 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:19 am to

I'm getting in the game this year. It'll make Christmas shopping so much easier.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29392 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:21 am to
Reasons why I’m glad my wife works from home and my damn dog will start barking when my neighbors across the street get home let alone when someone comes to our door.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:22 am to
This is exactly why I don’t work. People would have free access to my home in the meantime. No way jose.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2516 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:22 am to
quote:

I dont live in the hood
do you think people in the hood are ordering from amazon? Don’t be a dumbass
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5372 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:23 am to
His BBC won't fit in my size fleshlight anyway
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11340 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:23 am to
and days like Thursday are why I bought a ring.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81650 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:23 am to
Crap, my Blue Apron delivery is always on Tuesday.
Posted by Irreverent Reverend
Member since Nov 2018
47 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:24 am to
quote:

I dont live in the hood

I don't care where you live. This is happening in the hood and in wealthiest communities. Punk arse teens and meth heads are everywhere and eventually they're going to start dropping in pools of their own blood on porches across America.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58354 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:37 am to
Why people still send things to their home rather than their offices/places of business is beyond me.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29101 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:40 am to
And then next week after the arrests I proclaim it to be "Dindu Nuffin Week."
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30580 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:43 am to
I live in the future city of st.george, and we still have USPS and UPS deliveries for Amazon prime items. All hail St.George!
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