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To those who complained all summer about it being too hot outside like a bunch of Vaginas

Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:47 am
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12352 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:47 am
I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.

I hope all of the grass in your once beautiful lawn that you worked so hard to keep nice in the summer has died and turned brown.

I hope you love having thousands and thousands of leaves in your yard and I hope your electric bill triples.

Last, I hope you gained so much weight since last winter that none of your winter clothes fit you and you have to go out and buy all new winter clothes.

I also hope all of the pipes in your home busts due to frozen pipes.

Happy fricking winter assholes!
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9693 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:47 am to
Thank you for the kind words brother bear.
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 8:49 am
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
2981 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:47 am to
You sound cheerful and fun.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30978 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
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Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422404 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
I love it. I'm sick and I love it. I had to take a dog to pee in the middle of the night and sill love it.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
I fricking love this cold weather. Keep it coming.
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
58638 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
Time to swap your tampon, Susan. This weather is great.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83556 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
It’s glorious
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84081 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.



Thanks, I enjoy this a million times more than waking up to it being 85 degrees before the sun comes up.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167223 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:48 am to
I love the cold but not bone-chilling cold in LA this time of year
Posted by AboveGroundPool
the basin
Member since Aug 2010
3770 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:49 am to
this weather is awesome. /thread
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1967 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:49 am to
I don't like cold weather, but I hate summer more.
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28612 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:49 am to
quote:

I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.


Don't have to worry about this. I have a garage.

quote:

I hope all of the grass in your once beautiful lawn that you worked so hard to keep nice in the summer has died and turned brown.


Was already brown because of the dreadful summer
Posted by Bazzatcha
Member since May 2017
746 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:50 am to
If its too cold for you, try your moms vag.... thats what I do.
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 8:50 am
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58334 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:51 am to
It was 37 at my house and I had no frost.

Suck it Trebek!
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27092 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:51 am to
It was 27 degrees at 5:00 am this morning when I did my cold plunge at a 38 degree water temperature. I had to clean leaves out of the pool first. Loved it. I also love heat, too. That's why I live somewhere with four distinct seasons. Seasonal change is good for the soul. Embrace it.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98969 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:51 am to
I’ll enjoy the 60s it’ll get up to this afternoon.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70035 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:51 am to
This lasts for a few days at a time down here and generally only a few times a yeah as opposed to daily sweltering heat during the winter.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
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Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13342 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:52 am to
quote:

you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.


Garage

Put on a jacket, sissy boi.
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