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Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37396 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

I assume you're fricking retarded


Based on your serious response to a very clearly sarcastic quip, I would say the same to you
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22811 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:19 pm to
Your first mistake was going to the Wahl Marks.
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2056 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:21 pm to
Put the cart where it's supposed to go and go about your day.

You shall overcome!
Posted by labuc12
Sunset
Member since Feb 2022
56 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:21 pm to
typical and not surprising....

FWIW- I have pounded into my children that the simple gesture to park your cart in the correct collection location is vital to saving the planet...
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60773 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:23 pm to
When I get shot or stabbed it will be over a shopping cart left between vehicles. I will say something stupid and will have brought a bag of rice and a couple steaks to a gun fight.
Posted by lsu for the win
Member since Jun 2022
1589 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:28 pm to
Come on man I thought his post was funny. I’m sure that’s all he meant it to be.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
3832 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Ponchatoula Walmart

Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2291 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Then you can go grab a buggy and put it right in front of their front door at home.


That would be funny as hell.
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
1081 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 4:59 pm to
I saw a middle-aged lady do this and get into a nice brand new Lexus SUV. I told her that the cart goes over there in the buggy corral. She smiled and winked at me. At least I tried.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6743 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Avoid Walmart.


Problem solved.


For real. How does one not go to Walmart and not expect to encounter a high level of trashiness. There's a reason we pay to shop at Costco. If you don't want to smell garbage, don't hang out at landfills.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133615 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

middle aged couple



Posted by Jimmy Bags
Member since Apr 2025
578 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:22 pm to
He needs to be medicated
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37827 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

. I had to move it to get to my truck driver door

I don’t think I would have even thought twice about that.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49635 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:46 pm to
I got news. I put my cart in the corral or bring back to the store but if that dude popped up on me like that I’d beat him over the head with said cart.
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7976 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

If I see you again we are meeting at sonic
You got to make it Rally’s I ain’t driving all the way into town
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29546 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

I usually return my carts back into the store at Publix. Occasionally, somewhere else, I may just put it in a cart return area. Better than leaving out in the open -> trashy.


I always bring it back to the store.

Unless at walmart. If the day has gone poorly enough to be at walmart I park at the farthest edge of the parking lot and leave the cart out there on purpose.

Why? Because screw Walmart.
Posted by GetMeOutOfHere
Member since Aug 2018
1048 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:58 pm to
Sorry, bruh, had places to go.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7917 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

50 yards away and before I could get there

Something tells me that those were the slowest 50 yards that you have ever walked.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
10624 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:16 pm to
OMFG someone left a shopping cart next to your car? Oh the horror!
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
12889 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:39 pm to
Trump has lost all control of middle aged couples
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