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re: TMZ has obtained footage of Thomas Matthew Crooks being a weirdo

Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:38 pm to
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Claiming your dick is bigger than it is is classic Republican behavior.



Maybe you are thinking of liberal "women"
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:40 pm to
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0.0% chance this kid has ZERO social media

It’s been real quiet

Makes you think
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:41 pm to
Why even respond to Frowoman
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123713 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:42 pm to
Re Tardy Oswald
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2675 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:49 pm to
Youre still here? I would have thought you were arrested by now for calling for the death of a President and his family, at the least banned.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9832 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:49 pm to
That talk reminds me of the Howard Stern Show when Sal and Richard would call in to a cable access show called Talkin Yankees and the host had foot long in his pants. He name is Jonah Falcon.

Before that Howard invited him on as a guest and they were going to play What’s My Secret and he showed up in bicycle shorts and there was no hiding it.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 5:51 pm
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
39752 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Claiming your dick is bigger than it is is classic Republican behavior.

Be honest. Just how upset are you that Trump survived?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23284 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:00 pm to
Him and Trump have something in common: huge hands
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11278 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:00 pm to
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According to TMZ, Crooks was incredibly skilled with computers and knew how to take them apart and reassemble them.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
27402 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:12 pm to
Ok guys hold on. Let’s not start attacking people with 10” penises
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44033 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:25 pm to
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This person outsmarted the Secret Service


Not exactly I high bar you set there.

Did you see the hippo lose her shite when Trump was shot?
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5701 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:31 pm to
There is a 0% chance this loser fricking nerd accomplished this on his own
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:35 pm to
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Jonah Falcon.


John Holmes’ son allegedly.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
22287 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:35 pm to
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dude just screams republican
he was bullied in HS for never giving up masking. If that’s not a Dem incel idk what is

That just screams I donate to ActBlue
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 6:35 pm
Posted by SoonerK
Member since Nov 2021
1004 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

There is a 0% chance this loser fricking nerd accomplished this on his own

Just like there was 0% chance that loser fricking nerd John Hinckley Jr. shot President Reagan on his own?
Posted by WildVolMick
Member since Jul 2024
279 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Thomas Matthew Crooks claiming he had a 10-inch pen*s.
Who doesn't?
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
2800 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:42 pm to
Well, 10" or 2", doesn't matter now..........it will never be hard again.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14210 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:49 pm to
Is the body still in the morgue? This can be verified
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
3147 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:00 pm to
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I wonder if he chose welding, carpentry, or automotive tech as his major




sounds like he work as an aide in a nursing home.

I'd rather work in a chicken slaughterhouse than be an aide in a nursing home.
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7928 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:04 pm to
I think the dude looks better with his gray matter exposed.

But hey, that's just me...
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