re: Time Machine: 20 years of TD.com homepages (Today's Edition: 2002 DEBUT OF RANT AND OT)

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This page will provide a forum to anyone with a coherent opinion about Sports. Please send all editorials to editorials@tigerdroppings.com.



Joseph B. from Gretna writes:

What's with Tulane and BYU playing in the BCA (Black Coaches Association) game last weekend? Are you freakin kidding??? It should have been called the Black Players Association game. I didn't see one black coach on either team. Hell, BYU is in Utah. I thought Utah had one black guy in the whole state, and the latest census figures shows that he left. Tulane....shittt....that's the biggest cracker university east of the Rockies...Black Coaches Association my arse...





Edgar L. from Mandeville writes:

As a Tiger Fan and an animal lover, I must say that there is something really bothering me. I was on campus a few weeks ago and got a chance to see Mike the Tiger. I was shocked at what poor health he seemed to be in. He was loafing around like some extra in a zombie movie. There can only be one reason why Mike looked so bad: he is backed up. When is the last time this proud feline got laid? He must be tired of humping that wooden scratching post. Mike has never bagged a babe. This big pussy has been forced into celibacy for nearly 12 years. That's nearly 72 years in human years! Look at what being celibate for too long has done to the Pope!





Bob M. from East of the Rockies writes:
I would like to complain about the network "score tickers" they will show a 7-0 score and at the bottom say Moss 12 yard td rec. Later they will have the ticker and it will say 56-48 and still say Moss 12 yd td rec. fricking update the god damn ticker - people want to know who scored and not see Jason Elam's 32 yd field goal when the score is 28 to 3. I called Fox on this last year and received no reply.





Ryan C. from New Orleans writes:

Regarding Mr. King's explanation of the downfall of the "High-five":



I think at this point we need to step back and realize (rethink) what we are doing here............



We are giving this mad man a forum for his tyranny on our behalf. It has been known to myself and I suspect to the operators of this website for a long time that Brian King is mentally unstable. It has been masked through the years as ADD, alcoholism, drug addiction, masturbation addiction, etc.. But in the end it is good old down home INSANITY.



Do we need to give this modern day WC Fields a portal on the world wide web to walk into closed doors or slip on proverbial cyber banana peel?



A guess what I'm trying to say is I can't stand PHYSICAL COMEDY and attempts at its translations on to websites. Don't be France in WWII. Stand up to this masked Hitler pseudo-comedian. He's not funny. And most importantly he doesn't know a football from Bea Arthur's fupa (area between belly button and vagina). I just don't think he can contribute in a sports setting.





Doug H. from East of the Rockies writes:

I must say that the perception of Mr. Brian King's insanity has been greatly skewed. As a fellow clairvoyant, I must say that Brian Michael King is completely and totally insightful as to the ills of today's society. The sudden downfall and commercialization of the high five is but a microcosm of the world in general. People are taking an expression of spontaneity and excitement and overusing it to the point of utter saturation. WASSSSUPPP!!!! That's funny. HOW'S IT GOINGGGGG? Not so funny. WASSSSUPPP = the original expression of male bonding, HOW'S IT GOINGGGG? = the corporate/frat/concert high five.



Now the lingering question throughout this dissertation is..."Who writes Brian King's material?" I am assuming that the answer to that question can be found with the answer to another question that has puzzled man for ages..."What is the sound of one hand clapping?".



For more editorials regarding renowned author B. M. King, click here.





Craig S. from Metairie writes:

I'm not going to waste my (expletive) time contributing to such a shitty site (no pun intended). And don't (expletive) post this!



Editor's Note: Thank you, Craig S. May a herd of elk take a liking to your mother.





Brad B. from Alexandria writes:

I have an idea for pre-game: The keeper of Mike the Tiger doesn't feed him for the week leading up to a home game. The freshman with the worst GPA is forced to dress up like a turkey drumstick at midfield. Mike is tied to the North End zone goal post on a 100 yard leash. Mike is released and the freshman has to be able to outrun Mike to safety. This pre-game activity will help reinforce the importance of academics in our young students and allow Mike to get some exercise.



Editor's Note: Brad, how long have you been off your medication?





Billy from Slidell writes:

Our cheerleaders suck! Two bits is a lame cheer. Before each game, these people come out on the field and start doing these cheers, but the freaking head cheerleader drowns out the crowd noise with his freaking microphone. Hey buddy, stick a sock in it. Also, when there is a big play coming up for our defense, the cheerleaders are chanting some lame cheer "Let's go LD...hold that line". Who the hell is LD? And what's with using plastic megaphones? How about using some electronics to amplify your lame cheers?



Editor's Note: Thank you, Billy. When are you due back in Boy's Town?





Mike G. from Covington writes:

I feel that all Tiger fans should begin each day in prayer as follows:



Our Savior who art in Baton Rouge, Saban be thy name; thy BCS bid come, we're number one, on earth as well as in the new luxury suites at Tiger Stadium. Give us this day our illiterate recruits, and forgive them for fondling 15 year old girls, misusing phone cards, and talking to agents, as we forgive those who run the score up on us, and lead us not into the Swamp, but deliver yourself from the next contract that pays 50% more, In the name of the Sugar, Orange, and Fiesta bowls forever and ever. Amen.





Lester from Morgan City writes:

I just found out that the Ellis Hugh costume cost the Athletic Department $2500. This is an outrage. I have season tickets near the field on the ten yard line. I took my daughter to the Tennessee game last year and had to witness this freak prancing in front of us all game. My daughter had nightmares for two weeks and now refuses to go to any more games. This mascot is an embarrassment to our great football program. I am considering hiring a hit man to take him out.



Editor's Note: I spoke to Skip Bertman about this and he says that he will ask the mascot to stop shaking his body uncontrollably, stop popping his head up and down, and stop doing unnatural body bends.

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Editor's Note: Thank you, Craig S. May a herd of elk take a liking to your mother.

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