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re: Tik-tok influencer falls to her death after opening her parachute too late during skydive

Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68467 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Tik-tok influencer falls to her death after opening her parachute too late during skydive

10,9,8,7, thud
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12693 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:10 pm to
Gravity is a freaking bitch.
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11726 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:10 pm to
Is there camera footage from a Go Pro?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30025 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:17 pm to
I do lots of "stupid" stuff. Skydiving, SCUBA, rock and mountain climbing and over the 30+ years I have done them I have seen a decrease in the seriousness of "students". I understand you can't scare the shite out of all the potential students but they are serious endeavors you have to take seriously. I sometimes drive people nuts with my OCD in prep and execution (even my wife) but I have had 100s of things go wrong over the decades and I am still here with no major injuries which I am confident is a result of my maniacal attention to detail when doing stupid shite. Classes often teach people just enough to be dangerous and I avoid these people at all costs.

Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
3593 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Tik-tok influencer


I hate this description of someone that whores themselves out. They aren't influencing anyone. So fricking stupid
Posted by ntrcptr
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
670 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:17 pm to
For real. one of you phegs get on a chan and send a link!
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17336 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:18 pm to
Darwin is like pussy, both are ________.
This post was edited on 9/2/22 at 5:20 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70595 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

Tik-tok influencer falls to her death after opening her parachute too late during skydive


You hate to scoop it.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

died in a freak accident


It’s not a freak accident if she failed to do the one thing she was supposed to do.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71533 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

A 21-year-old TikTok influencer and beauty queen died in a freak accident after opening her parachute too late on her first solo skydiving jump. 

That is not a "freak accident". That's a frick up.
This post was edited on 9/2/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4884 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:37 pm to
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Tik-tok influencer


This is just the white chick version of “aspiring rapper”
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23025 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:42 pm to

But I bet the selfie was great until the phone was destroyed on impact.
Posted by tigger42day
Just south of Mizery
Member since Oct 2004
7327 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:44 pm to
Who the frick allows a first time skydiver to go without a static cord to ensure their main chute deploys? This is just asking for things to be fricked up.

The people who trained her need to be prosecuted.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

3 second rule?


I laughed audibly.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13520 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Who the frick allows a first time skydiver to go without a static cord to ensure their main chute deploys? This is just asking for things to be fricked up.

The people who trained her need to be prosecuted.


It doesn't say her first jump. It says her first solo jump.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58839 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 5:55 pm to
And only in death does she get the number of views she dreamed of
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Tik-tok influencer falls to her death after opening her parachute too late during skydive


play stupid games, and another fine piece of arse is wasted to Darwinism
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
899 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 6:07 pm to
Too bad she couldn't have influenced that Parachute to open quicker...
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83095 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Probably still wood


Glad I’m not the only one to think this
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 6:13 pm to
Bitches be dumb but pussy is undefeated. Quite the dichotomy.
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