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re: Tiger Woods in Roll Over Crash Charged With DUI

Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25834 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:18 pm to
Feel bad for Charlie. You know some slime ball reporter is going to ask him about it and they're going to bring up Tiger's wreck when he was cheating on Elin
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1510 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:19 pm to
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hire a driver.


Presume your pun handicap is not as low as it could be.
Posted by PelicanState87
Member since May 2024
388 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:19 pm to
I'm reading it's another DWI. This is another cry for help smh
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11039 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:21 pm to
If I was worth as much as Tiger and in his shoes waiting to be released, I’d just say, “frick it, here’s my license, I’ll just use a driver from here on out”.

Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54853 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:22 pm to
He’s recovering from surgery and has a body that is beaten up. May be pushing to try to play the masters. I don’t think anyone is surprised he’s taking pain pills. However, you would think given his history he would avoid this potential situation by using a driver. I’m sure he is like most in thinking it isn’t going to happen to him…..









…..again
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30102 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:26 pm to
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Tiger is a mess. And all you golf nerds that worship at his feet are clowns.


He was responsible for the sport blowing up in the 90’s and 00’s. He’s the greatest golfer of my generation. I’m lucky to have seen him in person.

I can separate that from the fact that he’s got some issues he needs to fix before he or someone else gets killed.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16376 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:27 pm to
Dude is a pill head
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2291 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:28 pm to
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Feel bad for Charlie.


Yeah, has to suck being the son of one of the greatest golfers of all time. Who is also a billionaire

quote:

You know some slime ball reporter is going to ask him about it and they're going to bring up Tiger's wreck when he was cheating on Elin


somehow I think he'll manage. Maybe wipe away some tears with hundered dollar bills. Or go spend a week on Dad's yacht. WTF dude? Kid is almost in college. I'm pretty sure he's familiar with the backstory and has come to terms with it. If you want to feel bad for him, feel bad for the fact that Charlie will never EVER be as good a golfer as his father. Yet everyone expects him to be.

Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4702 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:28 pm to
I've heard from putting from the rough but never driving from the rough.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4970 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:31 pm to
Tiger always having New Orleans style wrecks. I swear, more cars are rolled over in NOLA than anywhere else.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:35 pm to
He will not be playing the Master's this year.

Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
High Plains Drifter
Member since Sep 2019
1151 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:40 pm to
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Yeah, has to suck being the son of one of the greatest golfers of all time. Who is also a billionaire


You can have all the money in the world and have a horrible childhood and/or father. Money does not always equate to happiness. This is just a dumb post, along with your other quip.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66960 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:42 pm to
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He will not be playing the Master's this year.


Probably a smart move. His driving could use some work.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2295 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:43 pm to
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Apparently failed roadside tests


How does a billionaire legend golfer not have someone smart enough to tell him to never take the roadside test?
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2291 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:44 pm to
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You can have all the money in the world and have a horrible childhood and/or father. Money does not always equate to happiness. This is just a dumb post, along with your other quip.


but that doesn't appear to be the case with Charly and Tiger. They seem to have a fairly good relationship. And he is indeed old enough to understand his parent's history. And if you think Charlie will ever be as good as Tiger, I feel sorry for you.

Unless you're one of those hypersensitive Woods fans who gets all pissy if anything other than reverence is shown to him or his son. In which case, get over it.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1480 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:45 pm to
You know, it would be awesome to flip Range Rovers over on their side, as many times as I wanted.

But then I’m poor and I’m gonna get prosecuted.

Where’s the fun in that?
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1196 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:45 pm to
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If they didn’t get a court order to draw blood, he should be able to beat the DWI.


I'm sure one of the agencies involved is looking for a way to drop the ball.

Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37052 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:46 pm to
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How does a billionaire legend golfer not have someone smart enough to tell him to never take the roadside test?

How do you think a dui affects Tiger’s life? He’s not some dude who’s going to get fired from his job and or have his life ruined because of this.
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
783 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:48 pm to
What an absolute degenerate. Maybe someone should download the Lyft/Uber app on his phone.

Guess they’ll find a way to make a part 2 of the documentary now
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4116 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:52 pm to
If I'm going to get rear-ended, please let it be a DUI Tiger Woods. That pressure wash dude he hit isn't gonna have to do that shite for a while.
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