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re: Thoughts on a bidet?

Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124570 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:06 pm to
No, I mean the toilet mounted ones. They are only 25 bucks on Amazon
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12239 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

No, I mean the toilet mounted ones. They are only 25 bucks on Amazon


can that hold the average fat arse American?
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3589 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:10 pm to
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I wonder why more restaurants here don’t have them? Seems like it would cut down on TP.


That’s a good idea in theory. Think about the unspeakable horrors the general public unleash on public restrooms though.
Posted by SwampCollie
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2018
221 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:12 pm to
Bought one based on last thread. F'n excellent. Dropping a load without one will feel barbaric in retrospect.

$30 Amazon purchase, 10 min install. TP's role in the situation becomes drying 10 drops of water vs smearing until it's clean.

Do it.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3607 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:15 pm to
When your aim gets good it functions as an enema. I suggest a heated one if you do this a lot.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8314 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:33 pm to
Every toilet I saw in the middle east had a damn hose squirter attachment. Why is the US so far behind on this?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

can that hold the average fat arse American?

The bidet attachment doesn't bear any weight.

But if you are asking as a fat arse American, I'd strongly suggest getting one.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12239 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:54 pm to
I can honestly and embarrassingly say I never used one all my time in Europe. I'll use it next time.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14034 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:02 pm to
I still do not understand the want for shitty water spray.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9498 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:13 pm to
In
Posted by Albino Potato
Member since Jan 2016
810 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:13 pm to
For some men, it’s like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet…

To each his own, I’ll get one to try. Been in my safari tabs for like 5 years. Hello Tushy or something. No relation to hello kitty but can’t confirm.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9498 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:16 pm to
Get the one with lady setting too.

Keep dry rubbing your arshole if you want.

Nothing like t-ranting with a cool stream aimed at your taint.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15216 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:20 pm to
Every week or two this pops up. I had this discussion with friend a week ago. Let's just say this guy uses large quantities of toilet paper every time he shites. You all know what that means. And he has to use a heavy duty wash cycle to clean his drawers. So I told him if he hooked up a Brondell Eco Seat S102 for about 150 bucks he would cut his toilet paper use by 90% and his drawers would always clean up nice. And he like most of us in the US said "I ain't gonna use no bidet". Oooh, how am I ever going to use cold water on my hot butthole in Colorado. I explained that cold winter water heats up fast on an arse. If you are on the fence just understand what I'm saying.
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