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Thoughts on a bidet?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm
Asking for a friend….
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Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Not this shite again.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Absolutely amazing. Best investment I’ve made
We find the little joys in life,
where e’er we steal them from,
I never thought I’d find delight,
in water on the bum,
Like poo-nut butter, smeared around,
tis fearful when I shite,
Then comes a lovely splashing sound,
the filth is gone, that’s it,
The rest is done with one spare square,
the muck all washed away,
I speak the truth to you, mon frere,
get yourself a bidet
We find the little joys in life,
where e’er we steal them from,
I never thought I’d find delight,
in water on the bum,
Like poo-nut butter, smeared around,
tis fearful when I shite,
Then comes a lovely splashing sound,
the filth is gone, that’s it,
The rest is done with one spare square,
the muck all washed away,
I speak the truth to you, mon frere,
get yourself a bidet
This post was edited on 5/3/22 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:40 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Buy one. They are great. Not much else to add.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:40 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Bidet Board
One down from the Garth Board
One down from the Garth Board
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:40 pm to fr33manator
Do you have to wipe to dry off?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:41 pm to Northwest Louisiana
quote:
Do you have to wipe to dry off?
Just a square or 2.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:43 pm to Northwest Louisiana
quote:
Thoughts on a bidet?
It makes me think happy thoughts. I rather enjoy it.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:44 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:
Not this shite again.
said the bidet
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:49 pm to Booyow
It’s a great investment. I got mine after spine surgery, when I had trouble wiping, now, I have mobility and just don’t feel clean without it. It’s definitely a game-changer, and so simple and cheap to add to your routine. And yes you use toilet paper to wipe, but you will save some money on toilet paper through the years
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:50 pm to fr33manator
So when you’re at work or wherever you don’t have it I’m assuming you don’t feel near as clean?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:51 pm to Northwest Louisiana
I think he's a terrible president.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:55 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Germans like ‘em
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:58 pm to Northwest Louisiana
quote:
So when you’re at work or wherever you don’t have it I’m assuming you don’t feel near as clean?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:59 pm to fr33manator
All over Europe. Weird but it gets the job done
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:01 pm to Booyow
Pun was definitely intended.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:02 pm to Northwest Louisiana
two if by night, one if bidet
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:03 pm to Northwest Louisiana
quote:
Do you have to wipe to dry off?
Yes, but the poop comes off easier.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:03 pm to The Ramp
I wonder why more restaurants here don’t have them? Seems like it would cut down on TP.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:05 pm to fr33manator
I'd imagine our Neanderthal lower class from the ghetto to the trailer park wouldn't use them and just piss on the floor.
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