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Think I Gotta Fire an Employee

Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:27 pm
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10947 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:27 pm
We had a company NYE party the other night. It wasn’t company sponsored but most of the office went. Everyone had fun, except there was this one guy who showed signs of mental illness. He pretends to be Ace Venture the whole night which freaked everyone out especially Carol from accounting who is a big bull dyke. Huge rug muncher. Ace kept hitting on her and trying to be funny but she clearly wanted no part of it and he kept trying. I guess he had IBS too because he hung out in the bathroom most of the night. We think he was masturbating in there at some point too.

Everyone came back to work and I’ve received several complaints that they just can’t work with him anymore. Dude is a weirdo who makes us all uncomfortable. HR was at the party and said we gotta make him understand he sexually harassed a lot of people. I just want him gone. What a loooooser.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:28 pm to
Out of a cannon? That works best.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:29 pm to
This isn’t entertaining
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
8085 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139208 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:29 pm to
Yeah...None of this happened..
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:30 pm to
L O L
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:30 pm to
This is really fricking lame.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:32 pm to
-3.50/10 Troll attempt
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 4:33 pm
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10757 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:32 pm to
I think you need to sit him down, let him know he made an error in judgment not only by his actions but posting it on a message board. Then show him some compassion and give him a second chance!
Posted by keyboard_warrior9
BR
Member since Aug 2018
835 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:33 pm to
try a little harder next time... might be funny then
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89339 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:34 pm to
At least you waited a few hours before doing this spin off. Still shitty though.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

HR was at the party and said we gotta make him understand he sexually harassed a lot of people.


Thought the whole thing was lame as hell but this did make me laugh.
Posted by Roy E Munson
Member since Sep 2015
153 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62288 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:39 pm to
I gave you an upvote for the effort.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40227 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:43 pm to
Do you guys think you're being creative with these posts?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

freaked everyone out especially Carol from accounting who is a big bull dyke


This is where you went wrong with the lie. You included too many details. You gave this person's name and then put a 100 on 10 by adding that she is a big bull dyke. If you were telling the truth, you would have likely said "this woman in accounting, who is a lesbian by the way, was completely freaked out". Then went over the top by adding "a real rug muncher".
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116445 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:44 pm to
Damn man what are the chances! Someone posted that they were that guy hours ago!!! Such a small world.

shite the same guy even posted it on reddit before here. Unbelievable coincidence. Must’ve been a wild one!
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Think I Gotta Fire an Employee


Just start a thread on reddit. He'll find it and you won't even have to confront him.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62116 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Ace Venture


Who dis is?
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