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Think I Gotta Fire an Employee
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:27 pm
We had a company NYE party the other night. It wasn’t company sponsored but most of the office went. Everyone had fun, except there was this one guy who showed signs of mental illness. He pretends to be Ace Venture the whole night which freaked everyone out especially Carol from accounting who is a big bull dyke. Huge rug muncher. Ace kept hitting on her and trying to be funny but she clearly wanted no part of it and he kept trying. I guess he had IBS too because he hung out in the bathroom most of the night. We think he was masturbating in there at some point too.
Everyone came back to work and I’ve received several complaints that they just can’t work with him anymore. Dude is a weirdo who makes us all uncomfortable. HR was at the party and said we gotta make him understand he sexually harassed a lot of people. I just want him gone. What a loooooser.
Everyone came back to work and I’ve received several complaints that they just can’t work with him anymore. Dude is a weirdo who makes us all uncomfortable. HR was at the party and said we gotta make him understand he sexually harassed a lot of people. I just want him gone. What a loooooser.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:28 pm to Clark W Griswold
Out of a cannon? That works best.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:29 pm to Clark W Griswold
This isn’t entertaining
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:29 pm to Clark W Griswold
Yeah...None of this happened..
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:30 pm to Clark W Griswold
This is really fricking lame.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:32 pm to Clark W Griswold
-3.50/10 Troll attempt
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:32 pm to Clark W Griswold
I think you need to sit him down, let him know he made an error in judgment not only by his actions but posting it on a message board. Then show him some compassion and give him a second chance!
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:33 pm to Clark W Griswold
try a little harder next time... might be funny then
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:34 pm to Clark W Griswold
At least you waited a few hours before doing this spin off. Still shitty though.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:34 pm to Clark W Griswold
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HR was at the party and said we gotta make him understand he sexually harassed a lot of people.
Thought the whole thing was lame as hell but this did make me laugh.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:39 pm to Clark W Griswold
I gave you an upvote for the effort.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:43 pm to Clark W Griswold
Do you guys think you're being creative with these posts?
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:43 pm to Clark W Griswold
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freaked everyone out especially Carol from accounting who is a big bull dyke
This is where you went wrong with the lie. You included too many details. You gave this person's name and then put a 100 on 10 by adding that she is a big bull dyke. If you were telling the truth, you would have likely said "this woman in accounting, who is a lesbian by the way, was completely freaked out". Then went over the top by adding "a real rug muncher".
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:44 pm to Clark W Griswold
Damn man what are the chances! Someone posted that they were that guy hours ago!!! Such a small world.
shite the same guy even posted it on reddit before here. Unbelievable coincidence. Must’ve been a wild one!
shite the same guy even posted it on reddit before here. Unbelievable coincidence. Must’ve been a wild one!
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:45 pm to Clark W Griswold
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Think I Gotta Fire an Employee
Just start a thread on reddit. He'll find it and you won't even have to confront him.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 5:07 pm to Clark W Griswold
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Ace Venture
Who dis is?
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