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re: Things you have lost all patience for

Posted on 8/8/15 at 6:24 am to
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 6:24 am to
click on thread hoping for pics

no pics

:/
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 6:32 am to
I will bump this thread everyday until it gets a pic, gets anchored, or the OP admits falsehoods in his original story.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 6:37 am to
God bless you, sir.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 6:38 am to
quote:

Have to say it's a new record on closing the deal in less than 7 minutes.


Hope you wrapped it up, because that's certainly not a new record for her.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14505 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:09 am to
Congrats. You just won the quickest std award.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
21819 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:10 am to
How many times has she slep with someone she has known for less than 10 minutes? Congrats on the STD
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5774 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:18 am to
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:22 am to
It's hard to believe you unless you can break down how you pulled it off. Unless you're mcconoughey I doubt you pulled it off on a first time meeting without booze in less than 10 min.

Posted by LSUSPARKY621
Dream of Californication
Member since Mar 2007
1331 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:23 am to
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:23 am to
quote:

A pretty smoking hot 23 year old


This is pretty subjective. For all we know, you look like a troll who just bagged a "smoking hot" obese chick.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:26 am to
I believe you. But im not sure about the hot part. You probably had beer goggles. But I say who gives a shite.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19253 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:31 am to
Lying thread of the day on TD. Congrats.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
131108 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:33 am to
Femaie drivers don't normally like sexual advances, so this is smelling like BS.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36813 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:38 am to
So a chick who graduated from Vandy is driving for Uber at 2 in the morning? GTFO
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56602 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:52 am to
Yurintrouble is my hero.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 7:55 am to
quote:

How many people here have convinced a chick to have sex with them within 10 minutes that didn't involve booze, money, or fame?


I'll never know as I've had all 3 of those in my life since I was born
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18968 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Because I know I just did. A pretty smoking hot 23 year old


I just find it so shocking on the internet that no one has ever fricked an ugly chick.

Every girl that has ever been slept with has been pretty/smoking/hot/sexy/gorgeous.

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33920 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 8:09 am to
I bet she left the meter running. He doesn't know yet but he just paid $500 to Uber
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31547 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 8:13 am to
let's put it all together:

-vandy grad
-smoking hot
-uber driver
-has sex within 10 minutes of meeting someone
-whore
-has sex with random dudes after 10 minutes
-probably has several STD's

sorry, this story sounds fake as hell
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4867 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Because I know I just did

No you didn't, BUT if you did congrats on the herpes no gal with any class would commit in 7 mins
This post was edited on 8/8/15 at 8:15 am
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