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re: Things you have lost all patience for

Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:05 am to
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:05 am to
quote:

I really thought the OT would be proud of me for sealing the deal under 10 minutes without prostitution. Bunch of amateurs posting here now.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:07 am to
Done
This post was edited on 8/8/15 at 10:12 am
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:12 am to
quote:

I sadly assumed the OT would be above a gay joke.


43,000 posts and you didn't know better than this?
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:12 am to
quote:

I sadly assumed the OT would be above a gay joke.


Easily one of the most ridiculous statements I've seen posted in a while.
Posted by JeffG20
Member since Sep 2014
622 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:20 am to
quote:


It was with a chick who graduated from Vandy (I shite you not), so I doubt it.




Vandy Chicks are aids proof? Awesome
This post was edited on 8/8/15 at 3:22 am
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:20 am to
You think there's a chance the two of y'all could start dating?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26452 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:23 am to
She sounds like a keeper. Oh yeah, when you go down on her tomorrow, don't mind my crusties I left in her around 12:30 am. My bad dog.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:38 am to
You're lying... It would be really easy for you to take a pic to prove it but you won't
Posted by LaBornNRaised
Loomis blows
Member since Feb 2011
11013 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 3:50 am to
Shake the haters. I wouldn't take a pic either especially since it kinda sounds like you want this to happen again.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 4:33 am to
quote:

I wouldn't take a pic either especially since it kinda sounds like you want this to hap


Such a beta move.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 4:43 am to
quote:

Because I know I just did.


No you didn't.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 4:45 am to
quote:

How many people here have convinced a chick to have sex with them within 10 minutes that didn't involve booze, money, or fame?


You got me there. Enjoy your HPV and/or Hep. You think you were the first she did this with?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 4:48 am to
quote:

It was around 1:30 when she picked me up, and it was close to 2:00 when she dropped me off,


quote:

7 minutes


Math not your strong point?
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:10 am to
quote:



Math not your strong point?


Ole Miss
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:17 am to
quote:

I really thought the OT would be proud of me for sealing the deal under 10 minutes without prostitution. Bunch of amateurs posting here now. This post was edited on 8/8 at 2:41 am


Amateurs? OT men don't have to ask for sex, women ask us
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2543 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:20 am to
quote:

and it was close to 2:00 when she dropped me off

and you post about it at 2:27?

Even if we believed you, it is still a shame that you can't sex a "pretty smoking hot 23 year old" for more than half an hour.

Have another downvote...you deserve it.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:26 am to
quote:

How many people here have convinced a chick to have sex with them within 10 minutes that didn't involve booze, money, or fame?


:raises hand:

All it took was her seeing her ex with another girl. I said something to the effect of "You know what would REALLY piss him off..." and that was that.
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1277 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:41 am to
quote:

OMLandshark


Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41904 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:42 am to
(Insert BOOM gif here)
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:49 am to
OT cross examination is bringing up some inconsistencies. Story sounds fake.
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