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re: Things you got suspended for in elementary or middle school
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:32 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:32 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Not a suspension, but an arse whooping.
Learned in 1st grade that I could burp on command by swallowing air. Obviously, this made me very entertaining to my classmates. I was doing it over and over again during recess, and I went a little too hard and threw up. Teacher saw it and sent me to the nurse.
Nurse didn’t ask any questions, she simply called my dad. Pop showed up a little while later. He asked if I was feeling sick, if I ate something bad, etc.,
I told him the truth, not that anyone had tried up to that point. He took me to his truck and I got the belt and sent back to class.
Learned in 1st grade that I could burp on command by swallowing air. Obviously, this made me very entertaining to my classmates. I was doing it over and over again during recess, and I went a little too hard and threw up. Teacher saw it and sent me to the nurse.
Nurse didn’t ask any questions, she simply called my dad. Pop showed up a little while later. He asked if I was feeling sick, if I ate something bad, etc.,
I told him the truth, not that anyone had tried up to that point. He took me to his truck and I got the belt and sent back to class.
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:34 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Tackle man with ball. Apparently too rough.
Forgetting to go to detention too many times.
Having too many detention.
Forgetting to go to detention too many times.
Having too many detention.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:37 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Fighting
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:45 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Only suspended once and it was senior year. We played a rival in the state football game and beat them. The day we got our rings we went to their school and took a picture in front their school with our rings flipping the bird. Needless to say it was worth it. 3 days out of school like it was holiday..
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:47 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Middle school I went to was old af, so first floor windows were about 6 feet off the ground. In art class making paper mache mask, held mine up to my face to check eye-holes and kid pushed it onto my face, all gluey and shite. Caught up to him at window and pushed him out the window. One day suspension from school, no issues from dad once he got the whole story.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:49 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I beat the shite out of this black chick in 8th grade at Istrouma Middle Magnet. She bullied everyone and fricked up trying it out with me. Bitch put her hands on me and I snapped. I got three days and went hunting with my grandpa.
This post was edited on 3/7/25 at 11:52 am
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:55 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Middle school
Once for a switchblade
Once for running a gambling ring to take kids lunch money
Once for a switchblade
Once for running a gambling ring to take kids lunch money
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:56 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Actually was a pretty good kid in school. Never got suspended
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:57 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Fighting. I got suspended twice for fighting. Same dude. No regrets, frick that guy. Glad I did it
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:58 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I never got an external suspension. I did get my arse beat (paddling) quite a few times. I got ISS or "the box" once for refusing to scrape gum when I was caught chewing gum. I've never, even then, spit or put gum anywhere other than a trashcan when I was finished with it, and when I got caught chewing it they tried to give me the punishment of scraping other people's gum off of desks and shite. I refused and told them they could throw me out of school if they wanted, I would never do that nasty shite.
They gave me ISS. I accepted it, but being that when you were in the little cubicle box deal you were only allowed to leave it to use the bathroom, and only with permission. The box was just outside the principal's office near the secretary. I committed myself to making their lives hell for the day. I needed all sorts of things, paper, pencils, whatever I could think of. They released me at mid-day instead of a full day of ISS because they got tired of dealing with me.
They gave me ISS. I accepted it, but being that when you were in the little cubicle box deal you were only allowed to leave it to use the bathroom, and only with permission. The box was just outside the principal's office near the secretary. I committed myself to making their lives hell for the day. I needed all sorts of things, paper, pencils, whatever I could think of. They released me at mid-day instead of a full day of ISS because they got tired of dealing with me.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 11:59 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Brought a pen set my grandfather gave me to school and it had a letter opened in it that was basically a small razor blade. Some kid stole it from my desk, got caught with it and I got suspended. His mom was a teacher so I took all the shite for it and he got off. Good news is his skank mom followed him to Shaw for high school and ended up getting fired for banging a student.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:01 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Never got suspended. Back then we got our asses torn up with paddles by teachers. If we did something really bad, had to go see Mr Clayton, huge man with a huge paddle. Baseball bat shaved down on both sides with holes drilled in it down the middle. I guess the holes cut down on air resistance.
Would rather get sent to see Mr Clayton than going home and telling my Dad I got suspended.
Would rather get sent to see Mr Clayton than going home and telling my Dad I got suspended.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:06 pm to Solo Cam
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Fighting. I got suspended twice for fighting. Same dude. No regrets, frick that guy. Glad I did it
Word on the streets and the loading dock is he beat you like a rented mule...
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:10 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Most ridiculous thing? - Farting in the 4th grade. The boys in class used to have contests to see who could create the worst stench.
Worst thing? Fighting.
Worst thing? Fighting.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:11 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Trying to "Evil Kneivel" by peeing from the end of one long bathroom trough urinal into the other one. We were laughing it up too loud and the nun who was the principal yanked us outside. Was not suspended but had to kneel in the gravel asphalt yard in shorts for 45 min recess where principal could see us through her window. Would rather have been suspended.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:14 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Teachers "snatched" you up, you say?
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:14 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Never did because my parents would’ve killed me.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:16 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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This one time in the 4th grade I was in the hallway by the MInute Maid machine and said "I smell pussy" way too loud apparently. I'd heard it on the bus that morning and just got caught up in the hype at the time. Three different teachers walked out of the teachers lounge in real time and snatched me up. Cried non-stop for the next 2 hours. Terrible day
That’s actually a very funny story.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:34 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Fighting
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:37 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Someone thought I smelled like cigarettes so my locker got searched. I had a Swiss army knife inside my coat pocket inside my locked locker. 7 days out of school suspension. No cigarettes.
Another time, I did have cigarettes and did get caught. That was a few days in school suspension.
That was all high school.
In middle school, a kid was trying to bully me so I started to bully him back, he cold cocked me in the nose, blood everywhere. We both got ISS.
Another time, I did have cigarettes and did get caught. That was a few days in school suspension.
That was all high school.
In middle school, a kid was trying to bully me so I started to bully him back, he cold cocked me in the nose, blood everywhere. We both got ISS.
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