re: Things that absolutely shouldn't bother you...but do anyway

My best friend. He absolutely has to have the last text in any text conversation. And that last text is the same thing every time. A smiley face and a thumbs up emoji. Every time I have to go through the process of opening the text app thinking there’s something of value, it’s one of those texts. It makes me so irrationally angry.

I’ve even tested it. I will reply “ok” and I’ll be damned if in 5 minutes, here comes the smiley and thumbs up. I kept him going through 12 cycles of this as a test. It drives everyone he texts insane, but no one wants to tell him to stop because it really shouldn’t make us mad

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Oh, give it a rest ....you want everyone in the corner with mouths shut. I like people ...apparently you don't.

Must be a hit a parties ....Don't like the conversation in the elevator? Take the stairs. No one there to bother you. Walk alone in silence. Gives you more time to think.

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As has already been discussed, I am pretty fun at parties.

And be careful taking that awfully high road right before you posted this inane bullshite:

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My favorite that used to enrage me. The one finger salute. My Inside Sales Partner gave a list to remember when the fickle finger is proudly displayed. This was at Tuscaloosa, the home of the mentally insane.

Pickup truck driver behind me leans forward and flashes his power sign. Right away the list is gone through.

Imagine that. His latest result of his last IQ test. Mighty proud because the previous one was a zero. At least he scored ne this time.

Last result of his latest sperm count test. Must have a been a zero previously as well. Something to be proud of. Gene pool may not be challenged yet.

Number of friends reaming after murdering the other two.

The reckless display of insanity does bother me anymore.

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Supposedly well educated people who pronounce "for" as "fir" or "fur".
Gets to me. Probably shouldn't. But it does.

Left lane ignoramuses and/or vigilantes. Irrational rage.

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People who pull the flag and get down and take forever to read putts like they are on the Tour. Bitch I just watched your group take 6 strokes each to get to the green, leave the pin in, take your putts and stop slowing up the pace of play even more than you already are

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Another one of mine that sort of fits the thread is people who don't play ready golf. It's weird because I feel like that should piss everybody off, but most people don't really seem to care or be bothered much by it. But I can't stand people on the course who aren't ready when it's their turn to hit the ball. I've seen people take their sweet arse time and sit at their ball waiting until the green is cleared in front of them, and only THEN do they get out the cart, choose a club, put on their glove, and begin to address the ball. Drives me fricking bananas.

Or better yet, the ones that sit there and refuse to hit because there are people on the green 250+ yards away. They just stand there with their three wood in hand like they're about to make a play at the green. And when they finally hit it they either shank it OOB or hit it about 90 yards short of the green.

People parking on my lawn by the road. I know it's an easement and not mine. But if you are here to cut my neighbors grass, park in their driveway or the road.

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When you are not apologizing and someone says “no worries,” “you’re good,” or the like. Typically exhibited by gen Z kids in my experience

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This reminds me of another one, Gen Z slang!

Things like:

That girl is Mid. (Apparently average is too long of a word to say.)

That play was fire. (How is saying fire instead of great, awesome, etc. easier or clearer?)

People saying "was like" or "goes" in place of "said".

Retards!

Anybody under 60 that doesn't think like me.