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Things I do better while drinking
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:08 pm
The covids has taught me I do the following relatively well while drinking:
Folding clothes
Dusting frames
Cutting grass
Pressure washing....
....so many things Rona is teaching us.
Folding clothes
Dusting frames
Cutting grass
Pressure washing....
....so many things Rona is teaching us.
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 8:12 pm
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Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:08 pm to Patfic15
Drinking games
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:08 pm to Patfic15
Quality Posts don’t make the list
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:08 pm to Patfic15
Drive
Waittttttt a minuteeee
Waittttttt a minuteeee
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:09 pm to Patfic15
I thought I might ride my bike better drunk.
I don’t.
I don’t.
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:09 pm to Patfic15
Golf
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:10 pm to Patfic15
I am 100% better at playing pool while drinking.
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:12 pm to Patfic15
Work. It’s glorious. I should really have tried this sooner.
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:15 pm to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
I thought I might ride my bike better drunk.
I don’t.
My wife and I live about 2 miles from our favorite bar downtown. Pengillys Saloon. We also live near the greenbelt that can take us nearly directly to that bar. We ride there often. One time I was riding back pretty fricked up and ran dead into a curb and completely demolished my tire. I had to walk it back. Luckily it was summer so the temp was nice and we had a nice stroll along the Boise river.
Point is, the effects of alcohol are very pronounced when you're riding a bicycle.
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:36 pm to Patfic15
Billiards
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:36 pm to Patfic15
Darts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:39 pm to Patfic15
Write music
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:41 pm to Patfic15
Billiards
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:41 pm to Patfic15
Those are blow activities...
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:43 pm to Odysseus32
quote:How were we supposed to know you were on a bicycle, bub?
My wife and I live about 2 miles from our favorite bar downtown. Pengillys Saloon. We also live near the greenbelt that can take us nearly directly to that bar. We ride there often. One time I was riding back pretty fricked up and ran dead into a curb and completely demolished my tire. I had to walk it back. Luckily it was summer so the temp was nice and we had a nice stroll along the Boise river.
Point is, the effects of alcohol are very pronounced when you're riding a bicycle.
You can ride a car, a train, a bus, a trolley, a golf cart, a ski lift, a hovercraft, a mystery ship, a tiger ( Jefferson Starship reference LINK), a sexual partner, many things.
This post was edited on 4/4/20 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:44 pm to Patfic15
Smoke cigs
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:45 pm to Patfic15
Sex
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:45 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Several years back my buddy, his wife and I went to a bar a couple blocks down from his house. We both rode his bikes there. We were having a great time, I even got on stage with the band and played the bongos for a couple of songs. It was an outdoor bar and rain began to fall. We decided it was time to go, so drunk biking it is. As I tried to gain my balance, which wasn't there at all, I fell over with the front wheel turning a hard 90 degrees. As I fell, the handlebars also turned resulting in my neck, near my throat hitting the end of the bar. Sobering moment because it hurt like shite! Lesson to the kiddies, don't drink and ride.
This post was edited on 4/4/20 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 4/4/20 at 7:53 pm to Patfic15
Banging
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