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re: Things I do better while drinking

Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2818 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:03 pm to
During college at LSU in late 90s, I was playing cards with friends while drinking way too much as usual. Somehow we ended up going for a bike ride around 2am. My jeans got caught in something and I went down HARD on my elbow. It was that little side street between Embassy Apts and the old front 9.

While sleeping that night, intense nightmares ensued with the evil magician from the Ghostbuster’s 2 painting sending electrical pulses to my injured elbow.

I do believe 2-3 beers help with fine motor games like pool, golf, & foosball. Unfortunately, 6-8 beers have opposite effect.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6855 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:14 pm to
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Darts


Came here to post that.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:16 pm to
You left out cussing at your wife
Posted by Tiger55
Gretna, LA
Member since Aug 2004
1484 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:37 pm to
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I thought I might ride my bike better drunk.

I don’t.


Went to Key West last year with my wife,no pics for our anniversary. Left one day around lunch on bikes to scope the island and day drink. Hit a bar early evening on Duval to watch a band. Was drunk but doing ok. A guy, apparently a baller started ordering shot after shot for all around us. My wife didn’t want them so I drank both each time, a lot. By the time we left everything was spinning. We got on the bike and I went maybe 20 feet, swerved right and wiped out like a four year old, scraped knee very bad and hurt my shoulder. Had to walk my bike to the hotel about 3 miles. She was pissed at me. I was pissed at her, really I was pissed at the situation but wouldn’t admit it. That was a suck arse walk back. Me and drunk bike riding don’t go together. Lol
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:42 pm to
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Things I do better while drinking

I'm predicting my job will get a lot easier as soon as I'm working from home.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1757 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 10:45 pm to
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Deal with dumb people


Wife, no pics, said this. “You were super sociable with my parents tonight, I can tell you were drunk.”

Yep!
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30044 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 11:17 pm to
Dancing: I can cut a rug when drinking, I've seen videos.

Getting black folks to like me: there's a magic number between 6 and 20 drinks where I'm loud and not saying anything offensive. Brothers and I were cutting up at the last wedding we were at

Beer chugging. I get faster as the night goes on.

Sobriety tests.
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