Things current LSU students will never get to experience

For better or worse.

Sitting on your dorm floor with your landline phone, speed dialing REGGIE when it was time your to schedule classes, finally getting through after it being busy 50 times, only to be told that section is full.

Also calling REGGIE at the end of the semester to find out your grades. His slow pace was pure agony.

Coordinating parties and get-togethers by word of mouth.

Standing in line at Middleton with a stack of books, a bag of dimes, and making 100 copies of shite you won't even read for a research paper.

Going to an LSU game (particularly football) and actually watching the game, not a cell phone screen.

Finding creative ways to get home at 3am in a world without cell phones, Uber, or Lyft, while not ending up in the back of an EBRSO, BRPD, or LSP unit.