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re: These Twitter escorts NSFW

Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17437 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:29 pm to
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I like that she has her rates on her website. $600 an hour, $800 for 90 mins, $1000 for an 2 hrs, $1500 for 3 hrs, $2000 for 4 hrs, $4500 for 12 hrs, $200 cancellation fee, and a special virtual date price of $200 for 20 mins.

Guess that's the going rate for Miami.

She boasts that she dresses appropriately, will be freshly showered, groomed, and has good dental hygiene.



I could frick her once or twice a week and still come out ahead on what spend on my wife for once or twice a month.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:33 pm to


Good fricking Lord.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70406 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:35 pm to
And....this is where I parked my car.
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Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8738 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:35 pm to
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I could frick her once or twice a week and still come out ahead on what spend on my wife for once or twice a month

The first time my wife puts out only once a month, her arse is gone. You chose poorly baw
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2427 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:46 pm to
You aren’t paying for the sex...you’re paying her to leave lol.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3487 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:49 pm to
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Complete fricking garbage human being.


She’s just trying to hump her way to being debt free. Have a heart, baw. Ain’t nobody trying to marry her.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3139 posts
Posted on 3/12/21 at 11:58 pm to
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t need an escort.


If I had that kind of money, escorts would be all I have.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66028 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:12 am to
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Some of you must not know that escorts generally don’t have sex. You need a prostitute for that.


So your wife is an escort.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34161 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:15 am to
First pic: That bra is the push up champion of the world.




And I highly doubt she even needs it to be.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34161 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:20 am to
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Wonder if she’d do $50 for 5 minutes



What you gonna do with the other 4? Small talk?
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3139 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:23 am to
See page 3, halfway down
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
4090 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:23 am to
Why do you want to pay her to leave? Wouldn’t you want her around all the time looking like that?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34161 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:25 am to
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Wouldn’t you want her around all the time looking like that?



Nope.



Eventually I would get sick of her shite.

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66028 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:27 am to
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Eventually I would get sick of her shite.


Oh Lord
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10727 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:39 am to
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$1,500 a night magnificent...

There is trim that nice all over Costa Rica for ~$100/hr.
This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 12:40 am
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10452 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 12:54 am to
I can’t imagine that being my daughter or any respectable female.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28292 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 1:15 am to
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Ain’t nobody trying to marry her.


I guarantee you there would be a high percentage of posters on this board that would propose to her on night #1.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36366 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 1:17 am to
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PMOG
For the prudes in the room, what does this mean?




Pussy Made of Gold. Meaning the girl her wants to much because she thinks her pussy is made of gold
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29155 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 1:21 am to
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Her body is immaculate, though.

Her boob job could be better.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20628 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:05 am to
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