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re: These Twitter escorts NSFW

Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:28 am to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:28 am to
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If I had that kind of money, escorts would be all I have.



It's like airplanes

Fly all the time, maybe buy it. Only fly every so often, charter it.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98087 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:31 am to
I know where my stimulus check is going now
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
23369 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:34 am to
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Should be pussy made of velvet. Who wants to frick gold?


I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
57384 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:51 am to
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She boasts that she dresses appropriately, will be freshly showered, groomed, and has good dental hygiene.
understand that not all whores give you these courtesies.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92753 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:59 am to
Finally a reason to get on Twitter
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92753 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:00 am to
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That first blonde chick is magnificent


I wonder what these girls cost? These have to be higher end ones that would run at least a couple grand
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12988 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:02 am to
Question for the experienced baws? When you purchase and hour is there an assumption you only get one Nutt or can you pump away as many times as you want within the hour?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92753 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:02 am to
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And you aren’t even guaranteed sex


Oh frick that if I pay 1500 I better be guaranteed sex. Otherwise I’ll assume it’s a scam. If I want to spend money on an attractive woman all evening and end up with no sex I’ll just take my SO out
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
35293 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:03 am to
See first page for link and rates baw
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92753 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:03 am to
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I like that she has her rates on her website. $600 an hour, $800 for 90 mins, $1000 for an 2 hrs, $1500 for 3 hrs, $2000 for 4 hrs, $4500 for 12 hrs, $200 cancellation fee, and a special virtual date price of $200 for 20 mins.



How much for 2 minutes?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92753 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:04 am to
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4500 for 12 hrs,


If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t need an escort.


I just don’t know what know you’d do for the other 11 hours, 58 minutes. Talk?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92753 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:08 am to
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Some of you must not know that escorts generally don’t have sex. You need a prostitute for that.



Lol I’ve bought an escort before and yes they do.

Escort is just how they get around the legality of it. You pay them “for their time to hang out” but 98% are just hookers.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
35293 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:11 am to
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I just don’t know what know you’d do for the other 11 hours, 58 minutes. Talk?


Deep conversations about life and love of course
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
7481 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:12 am to
OK.. So I had my rates wrong... ;-)

Now about that go fund me...

Seems I have some unexpected expenses that have came up and I am in dire need of $4,500...
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
51088 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 9:34 am to
quote:

That first blonde chick is magnificent



Those knees
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60071 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 10:38 am to
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Those knees

probably from spending a lot of time on them.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
62815 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 10:42 am to
Looking for flights to FLL
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
60539 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 10:54 am to
At those rates she could buy some of those kneeler pads for gardening
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 11:38 am to
quote:

You pay them “for their time to hang out” but 98% are just hookers.
Insanely expensive hookers.

But hookers.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126443 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 11:45 am to
You should get her for 30 mins,
Use the first 2, and then have her do manual labor for the other 28.
Or something like counting the grains of rice in a bag while you shoot spitballs at her
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