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The world's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan
Posted on 10/24/17 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 8:58 pm
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Jonathan is a tortoise living on the British colony island Saint Helena, and he happens to be 186-years-old. And while he had lived 26 of those years with his female tortoise companion Frederica, a recent examination found that the reason the pair hadn't had any children is because both Jonathan and Frederica are actually male. Frederica has since been re-named Frederic.
Jonathan is a tortoise living on the British colony island Saint Helena, and he happens to be 186-years-old. And while he had lived 26 of those years with his female tortoise companion Frederica, a recent examination found that the reason the pair hadn't had any children is because both Jonathan and Frederica are actually male. Frederica has since been re-named Frederic.
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 8:58 pm to DavidTheGnome
Not gay unless i get video of gay turtle secks
Posted on 10/24/17 at 8:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Frederic
I remember this hurricane
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
Living with a dude doesn’t make a turtle gay.
Was the Odd Couple gay?
Were Bert and Ernie gay?
Were Ren and Stimpy gay?
Sheesh what’s the obsession with making everything gay now? Turtle might just be stupid. If the zookeepers didn’t know how was he supposed to?
Was the Odd Couple gay?
Were Bert and Ernie gay?
Were Ren and Stimpy gay?
Sheesh what’s the obsession with making everything gay now? Turtle might just be stupid. If the zookeepers didn’t know how was he supposed to?
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
Inside he's really Jennifer.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
The O-T knows that turtle necks are a sexual turn-off.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:03 pm to soccerfüt
his shell isnt the only thing thats hard
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:06 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
The governor, who took up her post in April 2016, says that she has not seen Jonathan attempting to mate with Frederica, but notes that they are “often together”. She has, however, seen Jonathan getting amorous with 49-year-old Emily, another of the tortoises that lives in the grounds of Plantation House.
Man, who arrived on the island last October, also said that she has not seen any attempted mating activity between Jonathan and Frederica.
So hanging out with your buddy is gay now?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:08 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Frederica has since been re-named Frederic.
Sci Journals should heretofore refer to this as an Oh, Snapping Turtle.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
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he happens to be 186-years-old.
Probably hasn't had sex in over 100 years and doesn't care if his friend is a male or female.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
26 years, and they just found out Frederica is a Frederic?
Is this the ultimate example of "Dude looks like a lady"?
Is this the ultimate example of "Dude looks like a lady"?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
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he happens to be 186-years-old
And has cataracts and no sense of smell, according to the link.
Nope, couldn't be just an old turtle that doesn't give a shite. Must be gay.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:13 pm to Tigerbait357
That was frickin weird
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
Since it’s a non binary situation, how do we really know that age is correct?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:17 pm to fr33manator
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Sheesh what’s the obsession with making everything gay now? Turtle might just be stupid. If the zookeepers didn’t know how was he supposed to?
How dumb do you have to be to not know the difference between sticking your penis in a vagina or an a-hole? Animals aren't that dumb. They just want to get their rocks off.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
It took 26 years to find out that the other turtle was a male?
26 years.
Thats 26. Years.
26 years.
Thats 26. Years.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
Are plants not creatures? just wondering, never thought about it until now.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:37 pm to fr33manator
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Were Bert and Ernie gay?
You tell me.
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