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re: The world's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan

Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:39 pm to
How do we not know that the one turtle is a transgender? That would make the old fart not gay then?
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11978 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:46 pm to
That's his punishment for doing the nasty with a guy, having to live that long....
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:57 pm to
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Jonathan currently suffers from cataracts and has lost his sense of smell

Well, that certainly explains the gay thing

You have to be blind, and unable to smell a guys a-hole to enjoy that shite
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4823 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 10:01 pm to
Wonder if he met napoleon
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 10:22 pm to
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Are plants not creatures? just wondering, never thought about it until now.


According to Merriam Webster's, it isn't.

quote:

Definition of creature

1 :something created either animate or inanimate: such as
a :a lower animal; especially :a farm animal
b :a human being
c :a being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature creatures of fantasy


Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4987 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:31 pm to
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Do you know how much sauce piquante you could make out of one of these!?!

Take 10lb of rice to go with it.

Easy.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9319 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:39 pm to
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Well, that certainly explains the gay thing

You have to be blind, and unable to smell a guys a-hole to enjoy that shite


Yeah, the millions of gay guys out there are literally having gay sex, despite their senses telling them no, just to spite you.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 11:40 pm
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:01 am to
I saw him in person when I visited St. Helena in December 2015. He is a big old turtle. If I knew how to post photos I would put his pic up for you guys. Guess I am too old to learn new things
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59204 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:03 am to
He's probably blind and that gay turtle is taking advantage of him
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:14 am to
They want everyone and everything to be gay now.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39277 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:51 am to
Fake fricking news.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:05 am to
Did the turtles frick? Probably, which is why they said it was gay.

Not everything is some gay conspiracy.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:06 am to
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Frederica has since been re-named Frederic.


I love how they assume the turtle's gender just because it was born a certain way.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:21 pm to
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Did the turtles frick? Probably, which is why they said it was gay.



No they were never observed mating
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24299 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25917 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:38 pm to
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49-year-old Emily


He's chasing that young turtle poon!
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