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re: The Vatican allegedly has a time machine

Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91229 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:55 pm to
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went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


I have a funny joke about 3 black guys visiting the Vatican but I’ll get banned for it here
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
14814 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 6:12 pm to
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“Hey guys, we’ve invented a device that allows us to prove the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”

Apparently, it also requires faith.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
148131 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:14 pm to
Wasn't it 2017 news reported the vatican would reveal it?
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12074 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:17 pm to
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18431 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:21 pm to
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I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel


I got yelled at when I went too

I didn't care. They don't prohibit pictures for some sanctity reason. They do it because when they took a bunch of money from Japanese businessmen to restore the frescoes, the Japanese had the rights to photos and videos. After those rights lapsed, the rule stuck around to sell photos after the tour.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13602 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:03 pm to
So these events still exist in our current time as residual energy.

Can you imagine if this were true?
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7144 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:17 pm to
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So these events still exist in our current time as residual energy.

Can you imagine if this were true?


I've had farts that can confirm this.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4146 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:34 pm to
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including the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
the thought of this gave me chills being able to see any part of the life of Jesus.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29795 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:39 pm to
Quite the imagination…yes…..yes….


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66271 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by Geaux Tahel
Member since Feb 2006
6651 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's


Ya, cuz they keep it out in the open.

quote:

Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


Or maybe joke was on you and you walked out but thru the time machine and portaled back in before you took pictures so they let you stay.

Do you even common sense?
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6691 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


The key is to hold your phone discreetly at your waist level in video mode and then screenshot later just to spite them.
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
12508 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:06 pm to
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Can I use it to peer through the looking glass at Paula Patton taking a shower?


Deja Vu!
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7028 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by goinallout
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
1060 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:16 pm to
Taking a picture of the Sistine Chapel is the epitome of troglodytic trash.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16439 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:21 pm to
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Hey guys, we’ve invented a device that allows us to prove the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”

Dum dum dum dum dum
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 7:34 am to
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And they didn’t bother to go back in time to stop the priests diddling kids? Huh.


Hypocritical Prods. Get your own house in order before pointing the finger at everyone else.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7563 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:25 am to
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is said to be a device that gives the user the ability to see through time


I wonder if they have to chant something for it to work like: Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!



Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:42 am to
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have a funny joke about 3 black guys visiting the Vatican but I’ll get banned for it here

No you won't. Please, share it with the class, don't be a pussy.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29339 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:43 am to
That movie was a complete letdown from the book.
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