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re: The Vatican allegedly has a time machine
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:55 pm to lsubatman1
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:55 pm to lsubatman1
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went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
I have a funny joke about 3 black guys visiting the Vatican but I’ll get banned for it here
Posted on 12/23/22 at 6:12 pm to Highthoughts
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“Hey guys, we’ve invented a device that allows us to prove the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”
Apparently, it also requires faith.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:14 pm to Jim Rockford
Wasn't it 2017 news reported the vatican would reveal it?
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:17 pm to Saint Alfonzo
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:21 pm to lsubatman1
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I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel
I got yelled at when I went too
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I didn't care. They don't prohibit pictures for some sanctity reason. They do it because when they took a bunch of money from Japanese businessmen to restore the frescoes, the Japanese had the rights to photos and videos. After those rights lapsed, the rule stuck around to sell photos after the tour.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:03 pm to Jim Rockford
So these events still exist in our current time as residual energy.
Can you imagine if this were true?
Can you imagine if this were true?
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:17 pm to Tempratt
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So these events still exist in our current time as residual energy.
Can you imagine if this were true?
I've had farts that can confirm this.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:34 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:the thought of this gave me chills being able to see any part of the life of Jesus.
including the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:39 pm to Jim Rockford
Quite the imagination…yes…..yes….
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:47 pm to lsubatman1
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I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's
Ya, cuz they keep it out in the open.
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Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
Or maybe joke was on you and you walked out but thru the time machine and portaled back in before you took pictures so they let you stay.
Do you even common sense?
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:48 pm to lsubatman1
quote:
I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
The key is to hold your phone discreetly at your waist level in video mode and then screenshot later just to spite them.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:06 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Can I use it to peer through the looking glass at Paula Patton taking a shower?
Deja Vu!
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:16 pm to jamiegla1
Taking a picture of the Sistine Chapel is the epitome of troglodytic trash.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 11:21 pm to Highthoughts
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Hey guys, we’ve invented a device that allows us to prove the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”
Dum dum dum dum dum
Posted on 12/24/22 at 7:34 am to Costanza
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And they didn’t bother to go back in time to stop the priests diddling kids? Huh.
Hypocritical Prods. Get your own house in order before pointing the finger at everyone else.
Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:25 am to Jim Rockford
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is said to be a device that gives the user the ability to see through time
I wonder if they have to chant something for it to work like: Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
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Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:42 am to deltaland
quote:No you won't. Please, share it with the class, don't be a pussy.
have a funny joke about 3 black guys visiting the Vatican but I’ll get banned for it here
Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:43 am to SCLibertarian
That movie was a complete letdown from the book.
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