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The toilet seat up/down argument

Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:49 am
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:49 am
Spinoff of the shower pee argument.

If I were a woman, I'd want the seat left up. That's a damn good indication that the guy didn't dribble on the seat because he was too lazy to raise it before doing his bizness. Make sense?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:49 am to
i jus piss on the seat
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41509 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:54 am to
I just pee in the shower because it saves water.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:54 am to
I never put the toilet seat up. I guess I’m better at my aim than most.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1406 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:56 am to
quote:

I never put the toilet seat up. I guess I’m better at my aim than most.


Not hard to hit the water when you’re sitting!
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11532 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:56 am to
I just put it back down. It doesn't take long and it's the last thing I want to argue about.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26415 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:12 am to
I usually put the lid down as well.. If I have to pick something up, so do they...
Posted by purpleHAZE21
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
211 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:14 am to
I always raise the seat and lid. She always raises and lower the lid.

Men are stronger than women so we gotta lift more than them
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21405 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:16 am to
quote:

If I were a woman, I'd want the seat left up


You're assuming that women use sound logic when thinking. If you were a woman, then you would simply find things to complain and bitch about.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24431 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:18 am to
Women should just look at the toilet before sitting instead of trying to 360 No Scope it
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18056 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:18 am to
I think there are better things to argue about than this. I just keep the seat down and pull it up when I pee. Is this really something to stake a claim on?
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10897 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:35 am to
Just piss in the back yard like a normal male.

Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:41 am to
Anyone who is dumb enough not to check the toilet before sitting on it deserves to have their arse get wet by plopping into it.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16451 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I think there are better things to argue about than this. I just keep the seat down and pull it up when I pee. Is this really something to stake a claim on?


It is pretty easy to just lift it up, piss, and then put it back down
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
672 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:48 am to
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
5710 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:50 am to
I either leave it up, or put both the seat and lid down. I never just put the seat down. In theory, this would stop one from pissing on the seat, as they have to pick the lid up anyway, so they might as well grab the seat, too.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66990 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:55 am to
The compromise my ex and I worked out was to just do seat & lid down every single time so it would be equally inconvenient for both of us. It actually worked.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20011 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:06 pm to
Down, just to keep stuff from falling in and keep cat out of it.
Posted by Merck
Tuscaloosa
Member since Nov 2009
1693 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

It is pretty easy to just lift it up, piss, and then put it back down


It's not about how hard or easy it is to do something. It's just as easy for a woman to put the seat down before she sits, it's actually easier for her because she gets assistance from gravity. It's really about control, dominance and having something to bitch about.

Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56130 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:17 pm to
Things that have lids are supposed to stay in the closed position.
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