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The toilet seat up/down argument
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:49 am
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:49 am
Spinoff of the shower pee argument.
If I were a woman, I'd want the seat left up. That's a damn good indication that the guy didn't dribble on the seat because he was too lazy to raise it before doing his bizness. Make sense?
If I were a woman, I'd want the seat left up. That's a damn good indication that the guy didn't dribble on the seat because he was too lazy to raise it before doing his bizness. Make sense?
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:49 am to Homesick Tiger
i jus piss on the seat
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:54 am to Homesick Tiger
I just pee in the shower because it saves water.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:54 am to Homesick Tiger
I never put the toilet seat up. I guess I’m better at my aim than most.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:56 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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I never put the toilet seat up. I guess I’m better at my aim than most.
Not hard to hit the water when you’re sitting!
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:56 am to Homesick Tiger
I just put it back down. It doesn't take long and it's the last thing I want to argue about.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:12 am to Homesick Tiger
I usually put the lid down as well.. If I have to pick something up, so do they...
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:14 am to Homesick Tiger
I always raise the seat and lid. She always raises and lower the lid.
Men are stronger than women so we gotta lift more than them
Men are stronger than women so we gotta lift more than them
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:16 am to Homesick Tiger
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If I were a woman, I'd want the seat left up
You're assuming that women use sound logic when thinking. If you were a woman, then you would simply find things to complain and bitch about.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:18 am to Homesick Tiger
Women should just look at the toilet before sitting instead of trying to 360 No Scope it
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:18 am to Homesick Tiger
I think there are better things to argue about than this. I just keep the seat down and pull it up when I pee. Is this really something to stake a claim on?
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:35 am to Homesick Tiger
Just piss in the back yard like a normal male.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:41 am to Homesick Tiger
Anyone who is dumb enough not to check the toilet before sitting on it deserves to have their arse get wet by plopping into it.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:44 am to Landmass
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I think there are better things to argue about than this. I just keep the seat down and pull it up when I pee. Is this really something to stake a claim on?
It is pretty easy to just lift it up, piss, and then put it back down
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:50 am to Homesick Tiger
I either leave it up, or put both the seat and lid down. I never just put the seat down. In theory, this would stop one from pissing on the seat, as they have to pick the lid up anyway, so they might as well grab the seat, too.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:55 am to Homesick Tiger
The compromise my ex and I worked out was to just do seat & lid down every single time so it would be equally inconvenient for both of us. It actually worked.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:06 pm to Homesick Tiger
Down, just to keep stuff from falling in and keep cat out of it.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:11 pm to jchamil
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It is pretty easy to just lift it up, piss, and then put it back down
It's not about how hard or easy it is to do something. It's just as easy for a woman to put the seat down before she sits, it's actually easier for her because she gets assistance from gravity. It's really about control, dominance and having something to bitch about.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:17 pm to Homesick Tiger
Things that have lids are supposed to stay in the closed position.
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