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re: The rise of the “outdoor kitchen” is proof of the feminization of men
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:06 am to WestCoastAg
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:06 am to WestCoastAg
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:06 am to HempHead
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Men are better cooks than women when given the time.
Greatest chefs in history have been men.
Winners of cooking competitions are mostly men.
I don’t doubt there are good women cooks, and grandmas are known for their awesome cooking, but anyone who thinks cooking it somehow unmanly really has no clue and probably has tiny testicles
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:07 am to theunknownknight
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Now, men build kitchens outside? Relegated to the heat watching a small 42 inch tv hooked to poor outdoor wireless speakers while drinking warm beer from a cheap outdoor “wine cooler”.
Well my TV is 55 inches and I've got a fridge and ice maker. Also I built mine and it's sporting two weber gassers a komado grill, pbc and soon a 36 inch stainless steel griddle.
Lotsa shade, fans and comfortable furniture.
I don't know what kinda shitty "plant baw" outdoor kitchen you're languishing in but mine's pretty ok.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 10:08 am
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:07 am to theunknownknight
Ignorant and just flat out wrong.
Many many more male chefs than female chefs. It’s been this way forever.
Many many more male chefs than female chefs. It’s been this way forever.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:09 am to theunknownknight
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tug at wood...while basking in their ball sweat
Did you intentionally put these concepts together?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:10 am to DarthRebel
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Nothing more manly than a man cooking meat over an open flame.
An open flame is not the same thing as flaming in the open
An open flame is a fire or a grill out in the sun of the yard - taking the heat like a man.
Not standing under a roof with cool fans and ac running on you while you grovel under the acquiescence to your wife’s distant voice.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:10 am to theunknownknight
Is it true you have a micro-penis?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:11 am to theunknownknight
I enjoy everything outside. Rather be outside than stuck inside but I have an awesome backyard with a 65" tv and my house doesn't stink after frying or cooking on the stove top.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:12 am to theunknownknight
Some of you clowns worry about other people too much.
I enjoy cooking on my grill while having a burner to make a side for a meal while smoking a cigar, drinking a beer, and watching multiple games on my 55 inch and 42 inch TV's.
If you are jealous or don't like it, then that's your problem.
I don't care that you go and get your mani/pedi between your yoga lessons and spin class. When you get home you go sit in your living room and watch real housewives of... all you want.
I enjoy cooking on my grill while having a burner to make a side for a meal while smoking a cigar, drinking a beer, and watching multiple games on my 55 inch and 42 inch TV's.
If you are jealous or don't like it, then that's your problem.
I don't care that you go and get your mani/pedi between your yoga lessons and spin class. When you get home you go sit in your living room and watch real housewives of... all you want.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 10:15 am
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:12 am to danfraz
my grandfathers both cooked, normally wild game...
my maternal grandfather would make turtle soup anytime he could get a snapping turtle...
I remember him butchering a sea turtle...
my maternal grandfather would make turtle soup anytime he could get a snapping turtle...
I remember him butchering a sea turtle...
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:12 am to theunknownknight
After we built an outdoor kitchen I quit going outside because a man doesn’t belong in the kitchen
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:14 am to theunknownknight
I have a cocktail bar...outside. As well as a slew of grills and smokers.
My shop only has beer and coffee pots.
You can't drink bourbon and build engines/guns. It dulls the senses a little too much.
My shop only has beer and coffee pots.
You can't drink bourbon and build engines/guns. It dulls the senses a little too much.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:14 am to theunknownknight
You must get laid never.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:16 am to theunknownknight
Something is wrong with you
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:16 am to theunknownknight
The outdoor kitchen isn’t nearly as sad as the garage beer guy. You know, the garage in the suburban cul-de-sac a few guys gather on a Friday or Saturday night and get hammered on Miller Lite as their #1 source of entertainment. Pretty damn sad. All seem to be divorced sooner or later.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:18 am to theunknownknight
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under the acquiescence to your wife’s distant voice.
...while this word does technically fit here, it's a very poor choice.
You don't grovel under the reluctant acceptance of someone's voice.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:18 am to FightnBobLafollette
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You must get laid never.
Holy poor sentence structure, Batman!
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:19 am to PortHudsonPlaya
The OT is a bunch of judgmental fagg0ts. Whine and bitch about EVERYTHING. It’s so exhausting.
People were complaining about vacation spots everywhere between Florida and Tennessee and now Colorado is a no go for vacations as well.
Now you MFers are complaining about add-ons to your home to help you relax in the back and enjoy your financial success.
Fuuuuuuuuuck off you bunch of goddamn teenagers. Jesus.
People were complaining about vacation spots everywhere between Florida and Tennessee and now Colorado is a no go for vacations as well.
Now you MFers are complaining about add-ons to your home to help you relax in the back and enjoy your financial success.
Fuuuuuuuuuck off you bunch of goddamn teenagers. Jesus.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:19 am to theunknownknight
Men are better at cooking than women when they feel like it.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:20 am to theunknownknight
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An open flame is a fire or a grill out in the sun of the yard - taking the heat like a man. Not standing under a roof with cool fans and ac running on you while you grovel under the acquiescence to your wife’s distant voice.
Bruh.
Men have built shelters to keep the sun off of them since forever. They also have invented ways keep cool. It’s what humans do, we change our environment to suit us.
Deciding to sit in the sun just because is dumb. Any ancient ancestor that did this was probably too stupid to successfully pass along his genes.
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