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The right way to wipe your arse
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:21 pm
My buddies and I have been fighting about this for a long time. Is it down the middle or the lift and wrap around?
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Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:22 pm to Lazerdude8
You need new friends
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:23 pm to Lazerdude8
Why even wipe to begin with? Its just gonna get dirty again.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:23 pm to Lazerdude8
Bidet
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:23 pm to onelochevy
This is what you’re thinking of on a Saturday during the day?
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:26 pm to Lazerdude8
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:26 pm to Lazerdude8
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My buddies and I have been fighting about this for a long time. Is it down the middle or the lift and wrap around?
Whose a-hole looks cleaner? Do what he does.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:27 pm to Lazerdude8
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the lift and wrap around
I need an illustration.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:30 pm to Lazerdude8
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My buddies and I have been fighting about this for a long time
So grateful for my particular friends right now
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:32 pm to Lazerdude8
The skin flute players are out in great numbers today!
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:35 pm to Lazerdude8
you and your friends need to conduct an arse wiping experiment, test your question on each other, catalog the results and report your findings and conclusions back to the OT...
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:41 pm to Lazerdude8
Stand up, lean with one hand on the vanity like a pornstar about to get it from behind, and reach around with your free hand and get a nice deep luxurious wipe.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:44 pm to Lazerdude8
I just jump in the shower after or hose off outside.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:44 pm to Lazerdude8
Brondell Swash
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:45 pm to Lazerdude8
As I've gotten older, it doesn't matter what I do. I have to do a second wipe like an hour or so later. It's annoying as shite.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:47 pm to Lazerdude8
Short of a bidet, I'm partial to wet wipes. Dry paper just doesn't cut it.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:48 pm to Lazerdude8
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:51 pm to Lazerdude8
I don't know what the lift and wrap around is but i do know you have to spread your arse cheeks as you sit, so as to open your balloon knot some.
This post was edited on 11/16/19 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:51 pm to GEAUXT
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