The number one positive social consequence that can come from the Wuhan Virus.

The number one positive change that can come from this filthy, chinese disease is extinguishing handshaking.

I fricking hate having to shake someone's hand every time I see him or every time I meet someone for the first time. It's a vulgar custom and it needs to die.

There's no reason why any of us should have to touch a complete stranger when we first meet him and there's certainly no reason why I should repeatedly have to touch someone I already know every time I see him.

And we all know that type, don't we. The a-hole that just fricking has to shake your hand every single time he wants to say hello or make a little small talk. For me, it's my nextdoor neighbor. I can't simply say "Hey Tom" without that guy wanting to shake hands, every fricking time words are exchanged. Even when I have my hands in my pockets, the fricker doesn't get the hint.

Oh and another thing. I'm not doing the elbow bump either. frick that shite too. I'm not trading infection control for looking dumb.

This is our chance to really take some social cues from the Japanese. A polite bow. None of the disgusting, disease spredding of unnecessary human contact.

I mean I use public restrooms. I see you chronic handshaking mofos shite and piss without washing all the time. You've got fecal flecks and piss droplets all over your fingers and then you feel compelled to force your colonic and urinary essence all over your fellow man.

So let us all look on the bright side of this. We can lose this stupid bullshite once and for all.

So to all you guys out there who are compelled to constantly shake hands for no good fricking reason at all. Hopefully the Wuhan herpes is numbering your days.

Go with God.