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re: The number one positive social consequence that can come from the Wuhan Virus.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:39 am to Oilfieldbiology
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:39 am to Oilfieldbiology
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You sound miserable to be around.
I sound like a guy who has his shite together.
But you? You sound like a guy who needs the weirdness of needless physical contact with other people. I'm not that insecure.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:46 am to Celery
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But how else would I immediately establish my alpha dominance if I can’t crush everyone’s hand that I shake?
Alot of these downvoters? Well that's really what they don't want to lose. It's how they size each other up. Without it, they're just schmucks.
Even the Trumper hates handshaking and finds it vulgar. He said this “If there was ever a time that you could convince people not to shake hands, this would be it.”
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:51 am to Pandy Fackler
All you MAGA boys out there. You need to take some cues from our fearless beacon of hope and change and swamp draining and big beautiful wall building. He doesn't want you shaking hands either. He doesn't share your social insecurities and compulsion to touch complete strangers. He wants you all to stop. No shite, he does.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:57 am to Pandy Fackler
You need to seek professional help. You are obviously way far out there on the spectrum
Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:02 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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You need to seek professional help. You are obviously way far out there on the spectrum
I need help? Ok, I'll go get.
Meanwhile, you can go on compulsively and needlessly touching complete strangers.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:06 pm to Pandy Fackler
What about hugs, are they acceptable? 'Cause it sounds like you didn't get enough of them as a child and now physical contact with another human being causes you to have an anxiety attack. Just shake hands like a normal person and stop being a pussy.
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:22 pm to Klark Kent
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What a pussy
Fine I'm a pussy.
But I'll tell ya this. Take the leashes off the Japanese and they'll launch into China like a human spear. Those frickers aren't pussies. Go to war with them and they'll take your head off without blinking.
They don't want to touch your filthy arse either.
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:23 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Just shake hands like a normal person and stop being a pussy.
Tell that to the Trumper. He knows what you do with your fingers. He doesn't want to touch you either.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:37 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Tell that to the Trumper. He knows what you do with your fingers. He doesn't want to touch you either.
I don't know what Trump has to do with any of this, but ok.

Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:40 pm to Pandy Fackler
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I'm pro-vulcan. Or maybe just a thumbs up.

Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:55 pm to Pandy Fackler
Why do you hate people?
Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:57 pm to Pandy Fackler
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number one positive
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:00 pm to Pandy Fackler
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And we all know that type, don't we.
You need to look in a mirror.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:20 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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I don't know what Trump has to do with any of this, but ok.
Our esteemed president and leader of the free world agrees with me. He doesn't want to shake hands either. I'm gonna be a Great American and follow his lead.
MACA.
Make America clean again.
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:23 pm to Pandy Fackler
What about the Roman Salute? 
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:31 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Our esteemed president and leader of the free world agrees with me. He doesn't want to shake hands either. I'm gonna be a Great American and follow his lead. MACA. Make America clean again.
MACA is dumb. Just say What's up? and tell people that you never intimately greet germy assholes. Or Americans, if you prefer, your choice.
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:32 pm to Mo Jeaux
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What about the Roman Salute?
Now that's frickin' manly as shite.
Well earned upvote forthwith.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:34 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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MACA is dumb. Just say What's up? and tell people that you never intimately greet germy assholes. Or Americans, if you prefer, your choice.
I appreciate your moxy.
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