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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:02 am to whit
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:02 am to whit
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Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.
i cant get over this. it's so amazing because it's completely unexplainable
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:03 am to nickrolled
7th grade. One of a set of identical twins got the word out she liked me. We rode the same bus. I decide to sit with her on way to school. Sit with wrong one. Wrong one says, "You might want to sit with her". I get up, bus moves, I fall down. I end up sitting alone.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:07 am to nickrolled
Junior High at Blue Bayou.
I'm sliding down the big blue slide, my crush is at the bottom waiting for me. She was too scared to slide down it. Big, brave Salmon was showing her how it was done.
Somehow I turned completely around while going down the slide, and my swim shorts came off. I stood up when I got to the bottom completely naked, as she just gasped at my awkward, pubescent body.
I ran around the back of the slide and had to wait for my shorts to come down.
She didn't talk to me again that trip.
I'm sliding down the big blue slide, my crush is at the bottom waiting for me. She was too scared to slide down it. Big, brave Salmon was showing her how it was done.
Somehow I turned completely around while going down the slide, and my swim shorts came off. I stood up when I got to the bottom completely naked, as she just gasped at my awkward, pubescent body.
I ran around the back of the slide and had to wait for my shorts to come down.
She didn't talk to me again that trip.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:10 am to whit
quote:I have this happen listening to music. I never know what will set it off. It could be the content, or it could be an old song that brings me back somewhere.
Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:27 am to LSUinMA
In elementary school during recess me and my friends were digging some hole and one of my brilliant friends grabbed this massive rock and slammed it into the ground. It managed to hit a sewage/water line and caused it to explode everywhere on us. The walk of shame to the principal covered in sewer water was rough
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:38 am to Carson123987
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i cant get over this. it's so amazing because it's completely unexplainable
You have no idea how bad it haunts me
I was just thinking about while brushing my teeth this morning. I cringed hard and said “frickin idiot!” This was 10 plus years ago
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:49 am to whit
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:58 am to nickrolled
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I sat in the corner in a suit while my mom dealt with the salesman
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:59 am to East Coast Band
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When running into an old friend, who was a girl, she was talking about her baby and I asked when are you due? And she said the baby was a year old.
Not me, but I was there for something similar, and worse. The photographer for my wedding was hot....like very hot. So we take notice. One of my groomsmen realizes he knows her from a few years back and starts chatting with her. She dated one of his friends. He walks back and says "that's awkward, she was pregnant last time I saw her, so I asked how her kid was, she got kind of pissed and clammed up". His friend starts blowing up his phone pissed ....they had broken up a while back and she had an abortion
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:03 am to whit
That is some funny shite. You win the thread.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:16 am to nickrolled
I graduated from high school in ‘90 from Neville in Monroe. On the walk up to the stage you have to go up about 6 steps and on about step 3 I tripped. I didn’t completely wipe out, it was more like a stumble, but it got some chuckles and I swear some claps. Think I even heard a nice recovery from someone on the first row.
What makes this strange is that the exact person that was behind me for that high school graduation ended up in the exact same spot behind me when I got my Undergrad degree from then NLU like 4 years later. Of course she told me not to trip this time, which I didn’t.
What makes this strange is that the exact person that was behind me for that high school graduation ended up in the exact same spot behind me when I got my Undergrad degree from then NLU like 4 years later. Of course she told me not to trip this time, which I didn’t.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:19 am to nickrolled
They sell McDonald's gift cards?
1. Spilled an entire glass of red wine on a guy I ran into without looking in front of me while I was walking. He was pissed and everyone saw. Thought he was going to kick my arse.
2. Was drunk and told everyone at a party I was going to kick their arse. Didn't know this until later.
3. Farted at the gym. Loud.
4. Pissed on the floor in grade school because teacher wouldn't let me go. Bitch.
1. Spilled an entire glass of red wine on a guy I ran into without looking in front of me while I was walking. He was pissed and everyone saw. Thought he was going to kick my arse.
2. Was drunk and told everyone at a party I was going to kick their arse. Didn't know this until later.
3. Farted at the gym. Loud.
4. Pissed on the floor in grade school because teacher wouldn't let me go. Bitch.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:25 am to nickrolled
Was at state swimming championships at the LSU natatorium. For certain special meets, we wear something called a "paper suit", which was the old small suits, but made from a different kind of material. They wore out over time.
I was in the upcoming heat and stretching behind my starting block. I bent forward and feel the back of my suit blow out. I reach back and feel nothing but skin. I look back and see 2 moms from my team sitting there blushing because they'd just seen my muddy starfish. I didn't say a word and just went over to my team's area and quickly put on another suit over it. I got back and they were still giggling. At least it took some of the pressure off of me for my next event.
I was in the upcoming heat and stretching behind my starting block. I bent forward and feel the back of my suit blow out. I reach back and feel nothing but skin. I look back and see 2 moms from my team sitting there blushing because they'd just seen my muddy starfish. I didn't say a word and just went over to my team's area and quickly put on another suit over it. I got back and they were still giggling. At least it took some of the pressure off of me for my next event.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:32 am to indianswim
quote:Gross
muddy
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:34 am to nickrolled
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my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
LOL
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:35 am to nickrolled
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Other time was when i went to buy my first car
I wore a suit and my mom went with me
Talked to the salesman and when he found out how much i made at my job, told me that the only way i was getting a car was if my mom bought it
I sat in the corner in a suit while my mom dealt with the salesman
This is autism in action right here.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 10:36 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:40 am to indianswim
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I bent forward and feel the back of my suit blow out. I reach back and feel nothing but skin. I look back and see 2 moms from my team sitting there blushing because they'd just seen my muddy starfish
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:02 am to biglego
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Diarrhea on a first date.
did you get a second date?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:06 am to mikelbr
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mikelbr
I feel like I know you. You ever hang out at Parlays?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:24 am to Cdawg
hahah thats hysterical.
I have this gross co-worker that always want to go grab lunch together but i cant dare be seen with her in public
I have this gross co-worker that always want to go grab lunch together but i cant dare be seen with her in public
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