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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:32 am to whit
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:32 am to whit
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There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened.
Probably the 8 ball of coke you did 2 days earlier leaving your system and serotonin plummeted.
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:32 am to nickrolled
Aside from the fake story about the dude 'cutting' some military chick (and then the irony of him calling someone else white trash), this thread delivered.
Perfect thread to get me going on a slow Friday.
Perfect thread to get me going on a slow Friday.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:37 am to nickrolled
When i was interning once I Ate Popeyes for lunch. Had a meeting in a tiny room with a bunch of execs and I had to sit behind my female boss to support her briefing. I was silently passing on farts but it became too much to handle. A slow, winnowing creeper passed slowly out of my arse creaking like an ancient door. I still remember my boss barely containing her laughter.
All I could think to say was "man I'm hungry!" Trying to pass it off as a stomach growl.
All I could think to say was "man I'm hungry!" Trying to pass it off as a stomach growl.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:39 am to Fe_Mike
December 6, 1994 2:30 AM
Standing outside the LSUPD station in handcuffs with my dad looking on in disappointment as I was transported to EBR Parish Prison.
Standing outside the LSUPD station in handcuffs with my dad looking on in disappointment as I was transported to EBR Parish Prison.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:40 am to mikelbr
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:41 am to Tigerdev
Blame it on stomach growl. That's hilarious dude. It would be hard to come up with a better excuse.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:46 am to stout
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I feel your pain. My friend was pissed at his wife who set it up because he knew I wasn't happy about it. Neither of us knew what the chick looked like prior.
Usually there's a reason they either don't or won't show a picture.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:47 am to Deep Purple Haze
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:49 am to mikelbr
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:09 am to Joecaster06
It was too late for anything better
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:17 am to Tigerdev
quote:
A slow, winnowing creeper passed slowly out of my arse creaking like an ancient door. I
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:36 am to nickrolled
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they opened it in front of the entire party
What kind of a-hole sits there and opens gifts in front of everyone. It's not a 4 year old's birthday party.
Solid thread btw
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:38 am to nickrolled
I agreed to submit an obituary for my wife's aunt. I dictate the obit to my friend, Jeff, who has a friend at a local newspaper. But when the obit runs, my wife's family discovers that the aunt in “beloved aunt” was somehow transcribed as an incredibly offensive word that starts with the letter “c.” I returned from a shopping trip to find the in-laws livid and tried to tell them: “It’s a typo!”
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:44 am to LarryDavid
I had been texting back and forth with my first wife and her mom about a crawfish boil we were having that weekend. I accidentally text my mother in law, "I know your on your period but can a brother get a blow job tonight? Lol". She didn't respond and we both still have never mentioned it.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:47 am to nickrolled
went for a Sunday morning drive in my Lambo to get a latte, as I went to pay, I realized I had worn the driving gloves that go with my Ferrari, guy!! I was mortified!
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 9:00 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:47 am to nickrolled
When I was 14 my mom took me to the doctor because I thought I had a urinary tract infection.
While the doctor was examining me, he asked me(with my mom standing there) when the last time I ejaculated was. I was so shocked I just nervously laughed and said I don’t know.
We never spoke of it
While the doctor was examining me, he asked me(with my mom standing there) when the last time I ejaculated was. I was so shocked I just nervously laughed and said I don’t know.
We never spoke of it
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 8:48 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:48 am to dallastiger55
On what page did OweO post his extremely drawn-out fake story?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:54 am to RJL2
I guess I'll add mine.
I had a really weird roommate freshman year at LSU. He would talk on the phone with his mom for hours per day and he only ate microwave cheeseburgers. He was a nice enough guy but he was really strange. I didn't spend much time in the room because of him.
One night I came back to the dorm with a reggie rat in tow and he woke up. I barely remember doing this but I said "frick you weirdo, whine to your mom about it" or something along those lines. and proceeded to go to town with him in the room. This was like 2 months in and made for a very awkward time the rest of the year.
I had a really weird roommate freshman year at LSU. He would talk on the phone with his mom for hours per day and he only ate microwave cheeseburgers. He was a nice enough guy but he was really strange. I didn't spend much time in the room because of him.
One night I came back to the dorm with a reggie rat in tow and he woke up. I barely remember doing this but I said "frick you weirdo, whine to your mom about it" or something along those lines. and proceeded to go to town with him in the room. This was like 2 months in and made for a very awkward time the rest of the year.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:56 am to nickrolled
At work, I went to microwave some ramen noodles and i spiced it them up with some extra red pepper...I went to microwave it but i forgot to put the water in it...2/3 minutes i destroyed the work microwave.
The halls stunk so much people had to leave the office and we opened all the doors to air out the smell. It smelled bad for 3 days
The halls stunk so much people had to leave the office and we opened all the doors to air out the smell. It smelled bad for 3 days
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:59 am to LSUinMA
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I sent a condolence card to someone when his father died, but the father was actually terminally ill but still very much alive.
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