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mikelbr
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Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened.


Probably the 8 ball of coke you did 2 days earlier leaving your system and serotonin plummeted.


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Fe_Mike
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Jul 2015
2080 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Aside from the fake story about the dude 'cutting' some military chick (and then the irony of him calling someone else white trash), this thread delivered.

Perfect thread to get me going on a slow Friday.


Tigerdev
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2013
12287 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
When i was interning once I Ate Popeyes for lunch. Had a meeting in a tiny room with a bunch of execs and I had to sit behind my female boss to support her briefing. I was silently passing on farts but it became too much to handle. A slow, winnowing creeper passed slowly out of my arse creaking like an ancient door. I still remember my boss barely containing her laughter.

All I could think to say was "man I'm hungry!" Trying to pass it off as a stomach growl.


mikelbr
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
41324 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
December 6, 1994 2:30 AM

Standing outside the LSUPD station in handcuffs with my dad looking on in disappointment as I was transported to EBR Parish Prison.





Deep Purple Haze
LSU Fan
LA
Member since Jun 2007
32825 posts

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Joecaster06
LSU Fan
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2016
417 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Blame it on stomach growl. That's hilarious dude. It would be hard to come up with a better excuse.


TheAlmightySmash
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5344 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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I feel your pain. My friend was pissed at his wife who set it up because he knew I wasn't happy about it. Neither of us knew what the chick looked like prior.


Usually there's a reason they either don't or won't show a picture.


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mikelbr
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
41324 posts

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Deep Purple Haze


Dumbest shite I ever did


Deep Purple Haze
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Tigerdev
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Member since Feb 2013
12287 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
It was too late for anything better


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Carson123987
Texas Fan
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
64940 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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A slow, winnowing creeper passed slowly out of my arse creaking like an ancient door. I




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RJL2
LSU Fan
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1888 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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they opened it in front of the entire party


What kind of a-hole sits there and opens gifts in front of everyone. It's not a 4 year old's birthday party.

Solid thread btw


LarryDavid
Maryland Fan
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4102 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I agreed to submit an obituary for my wife's aunt. I dictate the obit to my friend, Jeff, who has a friend at a local newspaper. But when the obit runs, my wife's family discovers that the aunt in “beloved aunt” was somehow transcribed as an incredibly offensive word that starts with the letter “c.” I returned from a shopping trip to find the in-laws livid and tried to tell them: “It’s a typo!”


toosleaux
UNO Fan
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
8604 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I had been texting back and forth with my first wife and her mom about a crawfish boil we were having that weekend. I accidentally text my mother in law, "I know your on your period but can a brother get a blow job tonight? Lol". She didn't respond and we both still have never mentioned it.


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777Tiger
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2011
53166 posts

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went for a Sunday morning drive in my Lambo to get a latte, as I went to pay, I realized I had worn the driving gloves that go with my Ferrari, guy!! I was mortified!
This post was edited on 3/23 at 9:00 am


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dallastiger55
LSU Fan
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
22410 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
When I was 14 my mom took me to the doctor because I thought I had a urinary tract infection.

While the doctor was examining me, he asked me(with my mom standing there) when the last time I ejaculated was. I was so shocked I just nervously laughed and said I don’t know.

We never spoke of it

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Jester
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
32301 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
On what page did OweO post his extremely drawn-out fake story?


RJL2
LSU Fan
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1888 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I guess I'll add mine.

I had a really weird roommate freshman year at LSU. He would talk on the phone with his mom for hours per day and he only ate microwave cheeseburgers. He was a nice enough guy but he was really strange. I didn't spend much time in the room because of him.

One night I came back to the dorm with a reggie rat in tow and he woke up. I barely remember doing this but I said "frick you weirdo, whine to your mom about it" or something along those lines. and proceeded to go to town with him in the room. This was like 2 months in and made for a very awkward time the rest of the year.


Jack Bauer7
Rutgers Fan
Member since Jun 2012
4715 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
At work, I went to microwave some ramen noodles and i spiced it them up with some extra red pepper...I went to microwave it but i forgot to put the water in it...2/3 minutes i destroyed the work microwave.

The halls stunk so much people had to leave the office and we opened all the doors to air out the smell. It smelled bad for 3 days


Carson123987
Texas Fan
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
64940 posts

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