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re: The Female Delusion Calculator

Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20031 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:48 pm to
Hell…I’m a 0%er. Guess all the other tall white guys with a good job have died off.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31989 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:53 pm to
So there’s a 10% chance for me to find someone like my wife and a .09% chance of her finding someone like me. Unfortunately, all that does is lose half my shite and my kids.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7794 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

women due it to men


Want to type that again, slugger?
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
54725 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:20 pm to
I’m guessing like everything else, boomers had it much easier
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:23 pm to
00.009% with my bonus and 00.03% if I exlude my bonus for me, 31, white, 6'2", 180 lbs, $170k pre bonus $215k with bonus (about to hit FID on a project) and that total comp based on cash flow models with signed offtake will make my total comp $400k today at 31 in 5 years as increases company value 5x after hitting FID, COD, and a year or two of operating project.

If you hate your job and are paid under market rate, take the bravery step to find a new one. It paid off for me. I'd be making a lot less, working a lot more, and way more miserable if I stayed in my last job. There are good companies out there.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 7:40 pm
Posted by boomtown143
Member since May 2019
9407 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:27 pm to
Top 1% baw!

quote:

According to statistical data, the probability a woman of the U.S. female population ages 24 to 27 meets your standards is
7.03%
Roughly 628,000 women in the United States meet your ideal woman standards
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 7:34 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42251 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Because if women didn’t have a pussy, we would hunt you for food.


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60508 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:29 pm to
I have a 6.2% chance of meeting the man of my dreams

Don’t tell MrGRT
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42251 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

I have a 6.2% chance of meeting the man of my dreams

Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:37 pm to
well I'm at .03% what does that do for me? Not much. It makes it easy to meet women, just not the right one.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 7:44 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39530 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:39 pm to
Wondering this myself...


Posted by iHEARTcorndogs
Island of Misfit Corndogs
Member since Oct 2023
1034 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

I get .0203 chance of getting me. I’m guessing it’s entirely my height and earning potential


When they see your face you shoot right up to 50%
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 7:53 pm to
Yet still no matches.

Clearly the algorithms on dating apps must be wrong.

Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48753 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:09 pm to
“exclude obese” should be the default setting for everything
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1250 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:17 pm to
“Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?“


Bc it’s better than fricken a dude
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39530 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:39 pm to
That response says a lot about you.

Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21049 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

I hope it can calculate to infinity.

LOL
TikTok men’s sorry vs. women’s sorry
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102538 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?


If it wasn’t for tits and vagina men would have little to do with women
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3875 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?




...and...right.....on....cue.....
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?



Well hell you ain't all bad
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