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re: The day you know divorce is imminent:
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:57 pm to GATORGAR247
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:57 pm to GATORGAR247
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She let's me know when we start if it's just for me so I dont put in all that effort trying to get her off.
Odd, she gets off without much effort on my part.
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Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:02 pm to bulldog95
Every day I learn something new.
I just thought "Superman that hoe" was some weird black sex position.
I just thought "Superman that hoe" was some weird black sex position.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:10 pm to FlyinTiger93
Also, hands in the pants is never step one.
She's your wife, by now you've learned her Konami code to start her up. If not, you've failed.
Try step one of that, if she pulls away then you need to have a talk. Or at least learn the cycle.
She's your wife, by now you've learned her Konami code to start her up. If not, you've failed.
Try step one of that, if she pulls away then you need to have a talk. Or at least learn the cycle.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:12 pm to FlyinTiger93
Biggest cause of divorce?
Marriage!!!
Marriage!!!
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:13 pm to FlyinTiger93
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Laying in bed with the wife, hand in her pants, and she puts her headphones in to watch Netflix. frick this. ??
This means she got a side dude or two...
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:16 pm to L1C4
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Invite Jody over. If he plows it you will know it's you she doesn't like having sex with.
I think Jody is the name for her phone. The addiction is real.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:21 pm to hashtag
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The day you know divorce is imminent: by hashtag
One of these is your problem:
1. You're fat. You've gotten out of shape and isn't attracted to you anymore.
2. You're selfish. You never let her finish and sex is only about you.
3. You're a bad husband/father. You're lazy, expect her to do everything around the house while you're drinking beer, watching TV, and posting on TD.
Show her this post and let her pick which one. Then fix it. Or, just proactively try not to be a terrible spouse in the first place
Or she doesn’t doesnt have a libido anymore
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:34 pm to FlyinTiger93
My buddy told his wife, if I am not f'ing you believe me I will be f 'ing someone else. They are now divorced, shocking I know!
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:48 pm to FlyinTiger93
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hand in her pants, and she puts her headphones in to watch Netflix.
it was a test. you failed.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:52 pm to FlyinTiger93
How often do y'all have sex?
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:55 pm to FlyinTiger93
Let me talk to her in private. I can help
Posted on 8/4/18 at 2:02 pm to Napoleon
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She's your wife, by now you've learned her Konami code to start her up. If not, you've failed. Try step one of that, if she pulls away then you need to have a talk.
Seems like a lot of work.
Marriage seems like a pain in the arse.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 2:05 pm to hashtag
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One of these is your problem: 1. You're fat. You've gotten out of shape and isn't attracted to you anymore. 2. You're selfish. You never let her finish and sex is only about you. 3. You're a bad husband/father. You're lazy, expect her to do everything around the house while you're drinking beer, watching TV, and posting on TD. Show her this post and let her pick which one. Then fix it. Or, just proactively try not to be a terrible spouse in the first place.
Or just get divorced.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:11 pm to FlyinTiger93
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Laying in bed with the wife, hand in her pants, and she puts her headphones in to watch Netflix. frick this. ??
You must be new to marriage. To me that just means do what you want, just don’t disturb my show
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:50 pm to FlyinTiger93
Did you try some conversation or did you go right into the pants.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:59 pm to FlyinTiger93
Drop her like a hot steamy turd. She’s cheating or will cheat.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:11 pm to lsunurse
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This guy gets it
And apparently after 40 years still is.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:37 pm to FlyinTiger93
at least you've gotten laid before . i never have
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:39 pm to Boo Krewe
It’s kind of yucky.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:39 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Vital Question: was it her own hand or the op's hand inside her pants?
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