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re: The day you know divorce is imminent:

Posted on 8/4/18 at 11:27 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 11:27 am to
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Am I morally obligated to warn my friend he's about to taken to the cleaners?

yup
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 11:29 am to
Why the frick are you still in bed at 10 am? Grow the frick up loser
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126965 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 11:33 am to
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Why the frick are you still in bed at 10 am?
So he can watch Netflix apparently....
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 11:33 am to
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. You're selfish. You never let her finish and sex is only about you.


This is tough one. I do my best to want to have them orgasm, but sometimes just not feasible. If a girl takes to long then what can be done? What if she gets you so worked up that holding it in once you feel that warmth is impossible? Happens to us all.

A girl needs to realize that her mouth may just be the need here if she doesnt want to get worked up. Either she handles her man or someone will. Woman are becoming sluts like men more now to, so kind of going both ways now.

My college ex. that dated for 3.5 yrs didnt care to orgasm all the time. I asked her once if it was ok, and she said she loved that I got off and she could provide that for me, so no worries. So was best for morning, roll on top with my morning woody, pump pump pump, and off the shower for to go class. We would have better long sex later in the day.

As I got older I dated a girl that eventually I avoided having sex with since she would get aggitated if I didnt give her an orgasm 100% of the time. I remember she called me out once with one her friends we were hanging with. My ex left the table for a sec, and I told her friend that it's more like 50% of the time I give her an orgasm. Her friend said "she's bitching about 50%?! Hell i'd take that over the less than 20%, if im lucky that high, my bf gives me.". Ha. Needless to say I humped her on the side for a bit. Ha!

Anyway my ex's expectations were like my parents as a kid when it came to my grades. If I got. 95 on a test I would get a response of "why not a 100". After a while you give up, and dont care. Sitting in mid-80s gpa range has done me just fine.

Oddly I havent found many girls that enjoy the morning sex as I do which sucks. Especially when a girl gets upset, and sensitive you had to do it yourself. Well duh.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 11:59 am to
Invite another dude other and start sucking his dick. That should get her attention.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2612 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:00 pm to
Got to have pics! You know how this works!
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2612 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:01 pm to
The honeymoon is over, not divorce. Welcome to being married.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13244 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:08 pm to
Invite Jody over. If he plows it you will know it's you she doesn't like having sex with.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3755 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:09 pm to
Just put some saltpeter in your food or some other libido lowering supplement. You won’t miss what you won’t want.

That way you can keep your money.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Am I morally obligated to warn my friend he's about to taken to the cleaners?

quote:

yup


If I say something and he doesn't believe me, does that remove my obligation to not plow his wife? I mean she's REALLY good looking and SOMEONE'S gonna be tagging it, so...
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 12:48 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:48 pm to
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my obligation to not plow his wife?

bros before hos?
Posted by GATORGAR247
Member since Aug 2017
993 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:48 pm to
My wife knows I'm not going without. She let's me know when we start if it's just for me so I dont put in all that effort trying to get her off.
She could go 2 or 3 weeks without where as if it's more than a couple days I'm not happy. But we make it work.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:49 pm to
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She let's me know when we start if it's just for me so I dont put in all that effort trying to get her off.

now that's just weird
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:50 pm to
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bros before hos?

Yeah, but that surgeon was GIFTED. I mean, at least one of us should be enjoying that instead of a complete stranger, right?

EDIT: I mean she just posted a short video of her jogging/jiggling all over the place just fifteen minutes ago.
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34392 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:50 pm to
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Invite another dude other and start sucking his dick. That should get her attention.




Username "Bustedsack"...checks out.
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 12:51 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:51 pm to
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at least one of us should be enjoying that instead of a complete stranger, right?

pretty much what George Harrison said when Eric Clapton took his bich
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:52 pm to
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jimmy the leg

mikelbr alter?
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:54 pm to
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When, with


Yikes
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69211 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:55 pm to
That's just a fight. Likely you didn't reply to a text quick enough or used the wrong response.

The day it's imminent is when the ring comes off.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65916 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

This is tough one. I do my best to want to have them orgasm,
You mean women can orgasm TOO?

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