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re: The best comedy roaster of all time is Greg Giraldo. Prove me wrong.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:01 pm to molsusports
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:01 pm to molsusports
He was so good. Jeff Ross is good but Giraldo was in a league of his own.
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“Jeff Ross just hosted some ridiculous talent show on ABC. A talent show, where do you get the balls to host a talent show? You running a talent show is like Michael Vick running the ASPCA.”
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“Norm MacDonald has a giant gambling problem. He’s dropped more coin at a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.”
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"Lisa Lampanilli is here tonight. Lisa, you've swallowed more black seed than Warren Sapp at a watermelon eating contest."
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"The Olsens are like Tom Green's testicles—they look the same, but one is fake and empty inside, and the other one's been licked by Heath Ledger."
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:02 pm to molsusports
Another Giraldo roast of Lisa Lampenelli (on a morning radio show)
“Usually when I’m this close to a fat chick at 7:30 in the morning it’s because I’m coming out of a blackout.”
“Usually when I’m this close to a fat chick at 7:30 in the morning it’s because I’m coming out of a blackout.”
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:04 pm to upgrayedd
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You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape
Goat
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:06 pm to molsusports
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Greg Giraldo roasting Ralphie May "You're the only guy who watches porn and cums when the guy delivers the pizza"
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:13 pm to CatfishJohn
GC at Larry the Cable Guy’s roast, “I’ve never roasted a fake character before. Maybe next year we can do SpongeBob SquarePants.”
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:24 pm to BogeyTX
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Jeff Ross at the Emmit Smith roast is one of my favorites.
It was a barbecue.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:47 pm to BoomerandSooner
Gilbert Gottfried was in a class by himself
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:53 pm to BoomerandSooner
he was the best... dude was a great comic... gone way too soon
Hinchcliffe in the Kevin Hart roast probably had, IMO, the most impressive performance of any roaster i've ever seen... so many quality jokes in quick fire repetition... it was very impressive, for sure
Hinchcliffe in the Kevin Hart roast probably had, IMO, the most impressive performance of any roaster i've ever seen... so many quality jokes in quick fire repetition... it was very impressive, for sure
Posted on 10/3/26 at 3:17 pm to CocomoLSU
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“You look like a burnt match. You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.”
Posted on 10/3/26 at 3:21 pm to BoomerandSooner
Bruh this is recency bias - nobody, NOBODY, beat the matador Don Rickles.
His skeleton is crackin put downs on you right now
His skeleton is crackin put downs on you right now
Posted on 10/3/26 at 3:22 pm to chRxis
This one is dark comedy gold
John Stamos On Bob Saget Roast
John Stamos On Bob Saget Roast
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“Bob's entire job on America's Funniest Home Videos consisted of saying, ‘Take a look at this.' Which is what he used to say to Mary Kate Olsen in her dressing room.”
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:08 pm to BoomerandSooner
"You look like Ronald McDonald fricked Lucil Balls corpse and pushed it down a flight of stairs"
Greg roasting Cathy Griffin
Greg roasting Cathy Griffin
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:39 pm to Rds21275
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Was going to mention Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross was always one of my least favorite. I’ll never understand quite why hes so revered. I think he’s awful and a complete tryhard.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:17 pm to BoomerandSooner
I know I’m in the minority, but I never cared for Giraldo. He’s not bad, just not up there for me.
My top three:
1. Jeff Ross
2. Jimmy Carr
3. Nikki Glaser
Rickles is in a class of his own. His roasts are always fun.
Robin Williams would have been a hell of a roster. His quick wit was always on point.
My top three:
1. Jeff Ross
2. Jimmy Carr
3. Nikki Glaser
Rickles is in a class of his own. His roasts are always fun.
Robin Williams would have been a hell of a roster. His quick wit was always on point.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:42 pm to BoomerandSooner
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Jeff Ross
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:23 pm to BoomerandSooner
Rickles was the GOAT
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:50 pm to chRxis
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Hinchcliffe in the Kevin Hart roast probably had, IMO, the most impressive performance of any roaster i've ever seen..
Hinchecliffe is a psycho. He’s amazing.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:12 pm to CocomoLSU
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You look like a burnt match. You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:17 pm to CoachChappy
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Hinchecliffe is a psycho. He’s amazing.
i'm not a huge Tony fan, i find his regular standup very laboring, and lacking pace, but the roast of Kevin Hart, he was rapid and flawless... it was truly a sight to behold
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:59 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
On Jeff Foxworthy:
“With your wardrobe and that gay walrus moustache, you look like one of the Village People on casual Friday."
On David Hasselhoff:
“When alcohol does its taxes, it lists you as a dependent.”
“With your wardrobe and that gay walrus moustache, you look like one of the Village People on casual Friday."
On David Hasselhoff:
“When alcohol does its taxes, it lists you as a dependent.”
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