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re: The Bachelor and Sex Toys

Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:44 am to
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:44 am to
Anyone using sex toy for one nighters, aint doin it right
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Hey, I'm black and went to public schools in New Orleans


surprised you can write at all
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Anyone using sex toy for one nighters, aint doin it right


Sometimes them one nighters happen after 18 beers, 4 shots, 2 lortabs, 1.5 adderall. Need a little help.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135045 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Anyone using sex toy for one nighters, aint doin it right



bullshite. A one nighter is perfect to pull out a the freaky shite since you don't have to see them again.

Whips and chains
Posted by Geaux2015
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
1212 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:48 am to
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I really thought this was going to be about the use of toys on that reality show.
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
8057 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Hey, I'm black and went to public schools in New Orleans, this is pretty good writing for me, plus, I date fine white women, so, to keep your 'pool' clean, better help a brother out here!



This you?

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Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:50 am to
quote:

ometimes them one nighters happen after 18 beers, 4 shots, 2 lortabs, 1.5 adderall. Need a little help.


sweet jeebu..only help needed there would be an IV an a really dark room
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135045 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:53 am to
Woof.


Even peptides wouldn't hold it up.

I'd need some tongue depressors and rubber bands
Posted by NatchezTiger17
East Texas
Member since Aug 2007
1134 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Mikelbr
Only you mikey...only you. Did that work with the ex red head?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18344 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 9:04 am to
The only sex toy they need is in my pants
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80838 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 9:16 am to
quote:

The only sex toy they need is in my pants



Cock cage?
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 9:35 am to
Just do what most of us on here do and that is buy your sex toys and use them for the night. Then return them back to the store. New girlfriend comes around go buy some new toys until you get rid of her and then return those toys back to the store. Remember to always keep your receipt and keep the packing so you can return it.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32446 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 9:40 am to
Just put condoms on the sex toys like the strippers do. The girls usually find that romantic and classy.
Posted by jimlsu1
Ellicott City, Md
Member since Oct 2008
1646 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 9:56 am to
From a long time married guy. No matter what anyone else said this cracked me up this morning.
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 10:30 am to
da fuq
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 10:36 am to
quote:

romantic and classy


Posted by tom1987
Member since Aug 2011
621 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 11:10 am to
quote:



This thing is the tits


What the heck is that?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 11:11 am to
throw them in the dishwasher
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
Member since Jan 2015
4103 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 11:12 am to
quote:

No, because most of us date classy women.


Lies
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1975 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 11:17 am to
Dude really.
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