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re: The Bachelor and Sex Toys

Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:25 am to
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
26336 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:25 am to
Keep the boxes and put them back in after each break up. For your next girl, show up one day with a bunch of "new" toys.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:27 am to
This is the OT, no toys needed.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11080 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:28 am to
You still haven't fixed it
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:29 am to
I can tell you NEVER get laid.

Clown, the first time should be raw and no toys needed. Get to know what they like (if some dumb whore is insane enough to get with you more than once), THEN make a purchase.

Here a another hint, not all women like toys, you idiot! Just cause you like a vibrator shoved up your ads while trying to score, not all women do.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Hey, I'm black and went to public schools in New Orleans,


Good for you
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:30 am to
quote:

your ads while trying to score,


Nows not the time to bring up the lsu scoreboard
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:31 am to
quote:

I'm black


you got a black dick or not ninja?
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:31 am to
I'm a professional and don't need PEDs (performance enhancing devices)
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11553 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:32 am to
You don't need to have a bunch of toys for these women. Just give before you receive.
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 8:34 am
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46002 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:35 am to
I'm an OT balla. I got sex toy vending machine in the bedroom so we always have a fresh toy for wherever the night goes.
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:36 am to
Well, I think the topic is more interesting than dead horses or some of that other shite on here. Not all of it, but some of it.
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:38 am to
if you were half way decent with your God given sex toy, you wouldn't need to purchase or wash battery operated ones.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:38 am to
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OK for all you single bachelor types that hit it hard. Do you buy new vibrators and sex toys for each new girl? Or do you just wash and reuse and tell her that it's clean? This post was edited on 10/27 at 8:34 am




Some stuff is multi use.

But part of the fun is taking her to a store and letting her pick something out.

Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46728 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:38 am to
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Here a another hint, not all women like toys, you idiot! Just cause you like a vibrator shoved up your ads while trying to score, not all women do.


Someone's using them incorrectly
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:40 am to
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Or do you just wash and reuse and tell her that it's clean?


Yes, I brush my teeth, gargle with mouth wash and shower daily.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:41 am to
This is why I but all my sex toys at Wal Mart. They're a little cheaper and the return policy saves you a bundle.
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 8:42 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:41 am to
I really thought this was going to be about the use of toys on that reality show.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:41 am to
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ALWAYS. They know you have been with other women, but they don't want in your face (or vag in this case) reminders of it.



Ya big Dummy. Hell no. The trick is to clean them after use obviously. But then, when it's being used on a new girl you say:
"hey wanna use this silly thing I got at a dirty santa party last year? I put batteries in it to see if it works but I haven't got to use it on anyone yet."

Works errytime.
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 8:42 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34831 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:42 am to
Sorry about your small penis....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:43 am to


This thing is the tits
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