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re: The 666 Rule of Dating: 6 Feet, 6 Inches, 6 Figures
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:39 am to The Torch
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:39 am to The Torch
There’s something called The Female Delusion Calculator . It’s basically a database where women are asked what their preferences are, one question at a time. How tall does he have to be, how much money does he have to make, etc. It then spits out a percentage of how many men there are that meets all of these requirements. Women are always surprised at how few men there are that have all of their fantasy requirements. For instance, men 6ft tall and above only make up 14 percent of the population . Any one of these requirements shrinks the availability pool dramatically. All of them combined basically make their requirements impossible.
Female Delusion Calculator
Female Delusion Calculator
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Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:40 am to The Torch
Men should start the 8-8-8 rule
Must be an 8 as voted on by the 6-6-6's male friends.
Must never go above a size 8
Can only contradict your man 8 times a year.
Less women would qualify for this than men qualifying for the 6-6-6 club.
Must be an 8 as voted on by the 6-6-6's male friends.
Must never go above a size 8
Can only contradict your man 8 times a year.
Less women would qualify for this than men qualifying for the 6-6-6 club.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:50 am to SludgeFactory
quote:
Nah, the vast majority of women want one thing: MONEY You only need one of those. Period.
There are legions of millionaire nerds in places like Silicon Valley that cant get a date to save their lives.
Money helps, but if you don't have looks, then you’d better have status like a demigod.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 12:48 pm to The Torch
I am a 5-7-6 guy. Not telling the order 
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 5/16/26 at 12:54 pm to The Torch
I easily exceed all three metrics.
Plus a fourth: handsome
Sorry ladies, I’m taken. Lucky girl.
Plus a fourth: handsome
Sorry ladies, I’m taken. Lucky girl.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 5/16/26 at 12:59 pm to Don Quixote
quote:
Need a fourth "2" : 2 ovaries, so it's not a troon
What a sad world we live in that you are right
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:04 pm to The Torch
LOL @ the @SNL tag. It's from Jay Dyer and Sam Hyde editing.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:04 pm to DesScorp
My delusion calculation is .0003%. That’s not even taking into account my good looks and rapier wit.
Again, my wife is lucky.
Again, my wife is lucky.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:07 pm to Hoodie
it actually is if you think about it
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:13 pm to Bestbank Tiger
quote:
just an average OTer
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:19 pm to UptownJoeBrown
quote:Scruffy is 0.86%, for obvious altitude reasons.
My delusion calculation is .0003%. That’s not even taking into account my good looks and rapier wit.
Mrs. Scruffy is a lucky gal.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:19 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I use the 2-2-2 rule
2 tits
Down 2 bang
Not 2 picky
2-2-2-0
You forgot the 0 at the end ...0 ding a lings.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:21 pm to UptownJoeBrown
quote:
Sorry ladies, I’m taken
So you're 6-6-6
6 inches tall
6 inches long
and you've got
6 figures
You're a novelty die
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:29 pm to Scruffy
Im only a paltry 2.5%
My wife is somewhat lucky?
My wife is somewhat lucky?
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:39 pm to The Torch
Everyone of those shanks would be okay with
5 foot
4 inches
7 figures.
5 foot
4 inches
7 figures.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:41 pm to DesScorp
quote:
According to statistical data , the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 60 meets your standards is
8.7%
Delusion score
3/5
Aspiring cat lady
I have a relatively modest height and income and I'm still in the top 10% when you exclude obese.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:55 pm to The Torch
Having a 7 inch penis does you no good when no one ever sees it
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:59 pm to ronricks
You have to stop jerking off to your own posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 2:02 pm to The Torch
quote:
I figured the "short dicks" would start the gay stuff.
So you admit you were thinking about dicks. How hetero.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 2:34 pm to The Torch
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