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That awkward time between first penetration and the condom
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:39 pm
Things start getting hot and heavy... sensual music in the background, making out, caressing each other's naked bodies...
Then you slip it in for a few strokes until she quickly gasps, "Oh put on a condom"
The music stops... and things get very awkward while you hop over the bed and dig in the nightstand for a condom.
Trying to put it on, oh wait it's backwards. Oh no I had it right the first time! All while she's just staring at you, and you feel her drying up by the second.
What do you OT'ers do during this time? Silence? Small talk about the weather?
Then you slip it in for a few strokes until she quickly gasps, "Oh put on a condom"
The music stops... and things get very awkward while you hop over the bed and dig in the nightstand for a condom.
Trying to put it on, oh wait it's backwards. Oh no I had it right the first time! All while she's just staring at you, and you feel her drying up by the second.
What do you OT'ers do during this time? Silence? Small talk about the weather?
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Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:41 pm to BurningHeart
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What do you OT'ers do during this time
PIIHB
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:41 pm to BurningHeart
fricking weirdo
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:41 pm to BurningHeart
Do it in the dark. Just unwrap a candy bar or something.
Then stick her where the good lord split her
Then stick her where the good lord split her
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:41 pm to BurningHeart
Uncle Roosh method is to smile and say “let me get something...” then have it under the pillow ready to slip on immediately.
Was 78/78 for me when using it in my single days. The other 75% of the time I just raw dogged and pulled out before ejaculation.
Was 78/78 for me when using it in my single days. The other 75% of the time I just raw dogged and pulled out before ejaculation.
This post was edited on 9/1/19 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:42 pm to BurningHeart
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Then you slip it in for a few strokes
That’s all I need baw.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:42 pm to BurningHeart
quote:
What do you OT'ers do during this time?
Freaking creep. Don't be worried about what I do with your wife. I'm clean, that should be good enough.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:42 pm to BurningHeart
I just tell her my pull out game is strong. Which is why I have 4 kids.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:42 pm to BurningHeart
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:43 pm to BurningHeart
I make her put it on me with her mouth. That way if it goes wrong, you are still winning.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:43 pm to BurningHeart
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What do you OT'ers do during this time? Silence? Small talk about the weather?
Do not know, have not used a condom since the mid-90s.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:43 pm to BurningHeart
happened yesterday afternoon to me with a grieving sorority girl ( no pics ) after the Memphis loss
Stuck it in and a few thrusts and then decided I better put a condom on...
found one and she starts choking me as I put it on and nibbling my ear begging me to stick it back in
chick was a total freak and will definitely be getting invited back over
Stuck it in and a few thrusts and then decided I better put a condom on...
found one and she starts choking me as I put it on and nibbling my ear begging me to stick it back in
chick was a total freak and will definitely be getting invited back over
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:44 pm to BurningHeart
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Then you slip it in for a few strokes
Enjoy your chlamydia
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:45 pm to BurningHeart
quote:i'm not trying to have a kid
Then you slip it in for a few strokes
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:45 pm to lsunurse
You can’t get an STD from a few strokes but thanks for the scare tactic.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:47 pm to BurningHeart
flip her arse over and well...do her arse
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:47 pm to BurningHeart
It's been a while, but I think I talked about baseball.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:47 pm to stout
quote:Those were the first 2 words that came to my mind after reading the OP.
fricking weirdo
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:47 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You can’t get an STD from a few strokes
Keep thinking that
Some STDs you can get without even having penetration, just the skin to skin contact is enough.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to BurningHeart
I strictly raw dog
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