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re: That awkward time between first penetration and the condom

Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123984 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to
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You can’t get an STD from a few strokes but thanks for the scare tactic


It’s been scientifically proven that it takes 13 strokes to get an STD. That’s why 13 is unlucky

That’s why I pump 12 strokes, then pull out and stroke it once by hand, then stick it back in on 14.

Gotta be smart.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Enjoy your chlamydia
Nobody on the OT wants to have the relations with you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123984 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:49 pm to
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Some STDs you can get without even having penetration, just the skin to skin contact is enough.


Like the gay?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:50 pm to
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That’s why I pump 12 strokes, then pull out and stroke it once by hand, then stick it back in on 14.
That's freaking genius. I never thought about it bc I never pass 11 anyways.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:50 pm to
If you are using a condom, why are running the risk of rawdogging it?
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3755 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:53 pm to
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Do it in the dark. Just unwrap a candy bar or something.

Then stick her where the good lord split her
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:53 pm to
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If you are using a condom, why are running the risk of rawdogging it?




Liz, clearly some of the guys that post here don't even know the basics about STD transmission.


I bet they think if a girl looks "clean enough" and she claims she is on the pill...they don't even need a condom.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:55 pm to
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What did you OT'ers do during your first time?

FIFY
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:05 pm to
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If you are using a condom, why are running the risk of rawdogging it?



What risk? I'm an expert at the pull out method.

STDs... well I don't sleep with hood rats
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:10 pm to
too much
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3233 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:13 pm to
yeah, I haven't used a rubber (when did the lingo change to condom?), since high school.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:19 pm to
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found one and she starts choking me

She failed. Lucky us.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22154 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:51 pm to
What's a condom?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:54 pm to
Just started having sex huh?

Skip that awkward moment... Tell her where they are and let her put it on you.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97618 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:00 pm to
I don’t use condoms
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51519 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:22 pm to
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I bet they think if a girl looks "clean enough" and she claims she is on the pill...they don't even need a condom. 



You just reminded me of a friend who once said, "I smelled it, it smelled clean."
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:30 pm to
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Then you slip it in for a few strokes until she quickly gasps, "Oh put on a condom"


Boy am I glad those days are over.
Posted by TigerFanDan
BFE
Member since Jul 2008
883 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:04 pm to
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PIIHB


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