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re: Thanksgiving play by play
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:51 pm to ell_13
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:51 pm to ell_13
My 70 year old uncle pulls up in his Corvette, reeking of Old Spice, and proceeds to tell his nieces and nephews that he is having his hip replaced so that he can "push the bush like a gymnast." He changed the channel to a music channel and is playing air guitar. Embarrassing, but entertaining.
So, pretty tame here.
So, pretty tame here.
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Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:51 pm to Uncle Stu
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My cousin Bryce and my other cousin Aiden just got into a fist fight in the front yard
My nephews are named Bryce and Ayden! Yes my SIL is basic...
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:53 pm to Jim Rockford
Ate too much.
Came back from a 20-4 deficit to win a cornhole game.
Nearly fallen asleep half a dozen times watching this awful football game.
Came back from a 20-4 deficit to win a cornhole game.
Nearly fallen asleep half a dozen times watching this awful football game.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Topic of the name of the turkeys in Trump tower came up
My aunt looked up the lineage of the family
Had a short story on how Thanksgiving came to be
Took pictures and left
My aunt looked up the lineage of the family
Had a short story on how Thanksgiving came to be
Took pictures and left
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:59 pm to TigersHuskers
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Pill popper cousin in laws have arrived. Shits about to get good
Now they are telling everyone they are on hard times and need money for the holidays.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:00 pm to soccerfüt
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Watching the Lions do their usual beached whale imitation, idly considering whether I’d rather be watching a bad “Rockford Files” episode without commercials or this noxious Fox presentation.
National Dog Show is on, probably fewer dogs on it than Fox NFL.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:05 pm to hg
Wait til you get a load of this...
As i pulled into my uncle's camp, my cousin, clearly jealous of my lavish lifestyle and luxurious assets, directed me over to a muddy area where he attempted to have me park my lifted Yukon XL. Absolutely aghast by this nitwit's mental hodgepodge, i instead headed further to a grassy area and, in the process, skidded some rocks against his wife's GMC Arcadia. Before I could even apologize or explain my preference in parking areas, the lemming came lumbering at and threw his yeti tumbler at my legs, only to miss and hit the arcadia. As he lunged at me, my uncle grabbed him by the shirt sleeve and told him to check on the dogs. This conservative bastard can't get past my liberal excellence and is always hurling hateful propaganda at my self and fellow democrats. Needless to say, me and the rest of the cousins are watching the game and enjoying rosé while he is alone outside kicking pebbles into the river. Go Lions! I have McKinnon and Murray LOL!
As i pulled into my uncle's camp, my cousin, clearly jealous of my lavish lifestyle and luxurious assets, directed me over to a muddy area where he attempted to have me park my lifted Yukon XL. Absolutely aghast by this nitwit's mental hodgepodge, i instead headed further to a grassy area and, in the process, skidded some rocks against his wife's GMC Arcadia. Before I could even apologize or explain my preference in parking areas, the lemming came lumbering at and threw his yeti tumbler at my legs, only to miss and hit the arcadia. As he lunged at me, my uncle grabbed him by the shirt sleeve and told him to check on the dogs. This conservative bastard can't get past my liberal excellence and is always hurling hateful propaganda at my self and fellow democrats. Needless to say, me and the rest of the cousins are watching the game and enjoying rosé while he is alone outside kicking pebbles into the river. Go Lions! I have McKinnon and Murray LOL!
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:05 pm to Jim Rockford
I listened to my poor, leach of an aunt bitch for 2 hours about politics. I had enough. I cast this image to the living room tv. Nobody else could figure out why it happened or how to remove it. She stormed out. Everyone is having a great time now.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:06 pm to Jim Rockford
Working on outlines for law school exams.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:08 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:10 pm to S
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Having Thanksgiving at my uncles place today. One of my cousins had a mixed baby about 5 months ago. My uncle has already let it be known that if your skin color is muddy water you aren't welcome at his place. My aunt is in a F'n uproar! God I'm praying they show up today!!!
Well my aunt and her family didn't show up but sent word to my uncle that he has ruined the holidays for them and for him to know that baby is STILL and always will be part of his family. I will not post my uncles reply because it would be instant perma ban.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:12 pm to Sun God
Because it didn’t actually happen.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:16 pm to Jim Rockford
Pissed gf off bc I'd rather spend the day alone and miserable then go hang out with her family, this will end well for me right?
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:16 pm to HogBalls
You people have insanely fricked up families.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:17 pm to Sody Cracker
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My 70 year old uncle pulls up in his Corvette, reeking of Old Spice, and proceeds to tell his nieces and nephews that he is having his hip replaced so that he can "push the bush like a gymnast." He changed the channel to a music channel and is playing air guitar. Embarrassing, but entertaining.
This is why I’ve sat down and read this topic, funny fricking shite!!
We just got done eating, it’s just the wife, kid, and in laws. My family is not invited, my sister and her basterd kids are ok. My mom is fricking NUTZ!!
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:18 pm to Jim Rockford
Just poured my 4th mimosa ftw.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:25 pm to Giantkiller
Grandma just said "who the frick thought it's a good idea to bring rutabaga"
She's HEATED over this lol
She's HEATED over this lol
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:28 pm to Scruffy
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You people have insanely fricked up families.
These threads make me realize how much I love my family.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:29 pm to Giantkiller
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Just poured my 4th mimosa ftw.
add a shot of vodka to it
Posted on 11/23/17 at 2:35 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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Working on outlines for law school exams.
Thanksgiving does suck when your in law school.
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