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re: Thanksgiving play by play
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Years ago, I was working graveyard shift at a convenience store. About 1am the morning after Thanksgiving, a local cop came in. I said :"Slow night?"
He said, Oh no, it's real busy. Me: Really? On Thanksgiving?
Cop: Yep. After everybody eats, then they start drinking, and one thing leads to another, and somebody's fighting.
Me: Makes sense. Travel halfway across the country for a slice of turkey and an arse-whipping.
He said, Oh no, it's real busy. Me: Really? On Thanksgiving?
Cop: Yep. After everybody eats, then they start drinking, and one thing leads to another, and somebody's fighting.
Me: Makes sense. Travel halfway across the country for a slice of turkey and an arse-whipping.
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Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:55 pm to Captain Lafitte
Grandfather came in bitching about the NFL being on. He's like the human version of Pollitical Talk 
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:56 pm to RedMustang
My MIL has not shut the fuk up since she's gotten here. Thankfully she's about to leave
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:00 pm to Jim Rockford
Got food poisoning last night at approximately 1am and unleashed an ungodly hell on the toilet. Gastrointestinal Armageddon is appropriate. Slept on the bathroom floor and I'm sore as shite. Currently being dealt the leper treatment, sitting outside by myself with a fricking piece of bread. Really sucks seeing all that awesome food and not having the guts to eat it. So long as I'm good for the iron bowl. Happy thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:03 pm to White Roach
Hey thanks. Just really hard and I just want to be alone today. I did sent the wife off to her family. Have a big bird on the smoker and I will go back in the woods later.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:05 pm to Rhino5
Could actually be a strategy on the future. Feign sickness the morning night before, not be bothered on the big day, make a miraculous recovery just in time for all the food.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:09 pm to St Augustine
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Have had 3 patients shite when getting them up for therapy.
Cut them some slack. I'm sure they are not happy having to pay to be there today. My transplant team wanted me to stay. Wasn't going to happen due to people like you that don't want to do shite just because it's a holiday.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:10 pm to Rhino5
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Currently being dealt the leper treatment, sitting outside by myself with a fricking piece of bread.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:10 pm to Jim Rockford
It's Bladesgivnig on the History Channel: a Forged in Fire marathon.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:10 pm to TexasTiger89
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it’s jaw
Its*
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:17 pm to JimMorrison
Last year my nephew strolls in and starts calling his much larger/stronger brother a leach for still living in his dads guest house. When the brother finally got pissed off and went after him he yanked out a gun and said "HE WENT FOR MY GUN'.
That loud mouth pussy is not invited this year.
That loud mouth pussy is not invited this year.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:20 pm to porkrind
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:26 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Sat down to eat at 1130...great timing and food.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:26 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Dude probably gets panties for Christmas
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:34 pm to NIH
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My cousin Bryce and my other cousin Aiden just got into a fist fight in the front yard
nice
subtle, but nice
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:38 pm to fishfighter
Instead of watching football, these females have on a dog show. None of them are watching. Heads in their phones. My grandmother and I are pissed.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:44 pm to NIH
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My cousin Bryce and my other cousin Aiden just got into a slap fight in the front yard
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:45 pm to Jim Rockford
Pill popper cousin in laws have arrived. Shits about to get good
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Y’all are making me feel much better about my decision to stay home and cook rather than deal with a bunch of insane family members.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 1:50 pm to AbitaFan08
Just my wife and I, snowed in today and couldn't think of a better way to spend the holiday
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