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re: Texas family dumps US for new, ‘safer’ life in Central American jungle

Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:33 am to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23174 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:33 am to

Given a choice between Amarillo and a jungle, I’d take the jungle too.
Posted by Bayou Warrior 64
Member since Feb 2021
734 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:49 am to
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The last time I visited Panama was at Christmas in 1989. Took a direct flight from NC, which was crowded and loud. The plane didn't even land, my friends and I had to disembark at 500 ft in the middle of the night. We were shot at upon arrival. The food was all packaged in plastic and cardboard and tasted exactly like similar food in the US. The open-air accommodations were minimal, and the bugs were prevalent. The weather was not bad, and fortunately, it was the beginning of the dry season, but nobody explained that to the dew point.



Thank you for your service.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38924 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:53 am to
I have a hard time believing that Amarillo is that dangerous
Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
7179 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:59 am to
You were in <2> or <3>?
Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
349 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:59 am to
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We were paying $1,900 a month for our house in the States, and here we are paying around $1,700 — to live in the jungle,” Oberlin said.


It’s a very poorly written article (journalism is dead) but I think they meant;

“We were paying $1,900 a month for just our house in the States, and here we are paying around $1,700 a month for all our living expenses.”

Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7331 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:00 am to
Panama is pretty nice. Panama City is very modern and affluent. Lots of expats living down there for good reason.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4647 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:07 am to
Wish more of them would go. That said, good luck. I have friends who lived in Panama and Nicaugura as missionaries for many years. It wasn’t easy.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4647 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:08 am to
And behind rich tourist culture looks like the ghetto, including CR.
Posted by MisterMagoo
Member since Dec 2023
23 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:10 am to
Still safer than Shreveport, LA
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128054 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:12 am to
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“We were paying $1,900 a month for our house in the States, and here we are paying around $1,700 — to live in the jungle,” Oberlin said.


Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19279 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:16 am to
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How long before someone from the U.S. has to ether go rescue them or retrieve the bodies?

In fairness, that could happen in Cincinnati too.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19213 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:20 am to
I have a former co-worker that moved to Panama for retirement. He has a nice house on the side of a mountain in Sorá. He loves it.

My dad was stationed at the Panama Canal when Fort Clayton was still open. He said that if not for his family obligations here, he'd pack his stuff and move right back.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1532 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:23 am to
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I suspect most who post on the OT couldn’t find Panama on a map much less accurately describe its crime and safety numbers in 2025.
Been there a couple of times. Got no use for the place since we gave Howard AFB away. That was the stabilizing influence in that whole region.
But if I were to relocate south, I guess Costa Rica would be a consideration.
Diving would be the biggest draw for me.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3108 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:24 am to
He said he was in a jungle, not a city
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17164 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:27 am to
Spot on.

I’m in OB as well.

Looking like an Air Museum day right now
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
1731 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:32 am to
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Eta this thread will be bumped when the inevitable tragic ending occurs.


More than likely, they will tire of living abroad. Everyone eventually misses the conveniences and luxuries of living in the US once they leave. Not saying they won't enjoy Panama, but I have yet to talk to anyone who leaves the US for some third world "tropical paradise" that doesn't eventually return. The shite you put up with living here doesn't seem to be so important once you move away. At least that's been my observation.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88925 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:34 am to
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have yet to talk to anyone who leaves the US for some third world "tropical paradise" that doesn't eventually return


this
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17238 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:43 am to
Who is dumber? These morons or the Russia morons?
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6165 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:53 am to
Lambs to the slaughter.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5084 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:56 am to
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Not saying they won't enjoy Panama, but I have yet to talk to anyone who leaves the US for some third world "tropical paradise" that doesn't eventually return.


I poked my head down the ex-pat rabbit hole just out of curiosity. All kinds of Youtube channels and websites dedicated to this. Several patterns emerge: (1) the grass is never greener, (2) most of them are slightly crazy or anti-social in some way and they think moving to another time zone will magically make their problems disappear and (3) about 90% of them eventually return to the US following the failed experiment.

I do feel bad for some of the older people who have no socioeconomic safety net and they are broke and sickly and trying to figure out how to live off a $1600 social security check.

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