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Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:27 am to CunningLinguist
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have nothing to add to this thread other than Uncle Julio’s and Mi Cocina both suck donkey balls.
Fact
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:29 am to Zappas Stache
The food at Mi Cocina is average at best but the Mambo Taxi just might be the greatest drink concoction ever created.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:42 am to Hetfield
They have a 5k race every year where they give you Mambo Taxis at the finish line
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:44 am to BabyTac
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What is Dallas’ identity?
An attempt at a conservative Los Angelas
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:49 am to reveille
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Strange mix of snooty old oil rich MF'ers and hood rats. I grew up near Vail, CO and we all hated Texans cuz all we ever saw was those rude frickers from Dallas. Ended up in TX for school and have never left, cuz I love the state and the people, but I still hate Dallas.
i'm a life long Texan and even though i absolutely hate Austin, it at least has a culture other than assholes and money, unlike DFW.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:55 am to justaniceguy
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If the average person in Austin is an upper middle class liberal driving a Subaru (is that what live drive) in their 20s and the average person in San Antonio is a blue collar Hispanic driving a pick up then the average person in Houston is a white 20s-30s bro that dresses like Mac Miller and drives a BMW and the average person in Dallas wears Patagonia vests and button downs and drives a Range Rover or Tesla or Mercedes.
This is pretty accurate for 2023. I grew up in Houston, and I will always proudly claim it as my home town, but I never want to live there again. Using this car metaphor, here is how it USED to be:
Austin - Subaru
Dallas - Range Rover
Houston - New pickup truck
San Antonio - Old pickup truck
Austin and Dallas are still pretty much the same, but Houston is more Range Rover / BMW now than pickup truck, and San Antonio is more of a semi late-model pickup truck than an old model.
Honestly, the best city in Texas now is probably Fort Worth.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:56 am to The Torch
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Winning Super Bowls for one
"winning" implies present tense or, at least, semi recent history.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:01 am to Sam Quint
Like “This Century”. There are people who just became Medical Doctors who were not even born the last time the Cowboys were in a Super Bowl. Sit back & think about that for a second.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:03 am to BabyTac
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What is Dallas’ identity?
Is fully comprised of people who hated where they were from…and where they’re from everyone is glad they left.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:03 am to PrecedentedTimes
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Saying “muh no state income tax” while paying property taxes that amount to 18% of income or more
?????
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:07 am to BabyTac
No steers in sight. That only leaves one thing when it comes to Texas.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:13 am to Spasweezy
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No steers in sight. That only leaves one thing when it comes to Texas.
i'm all for gay jokes, even at the expense of my own home state and university, but please...i'm begging you for your OWN sake...get some new material.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:25 am to Sam Quint
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Honestly, the best city in Texas now is probably Fort Worth.
true from my experience
When I moved over to Ft Worth for work I was fascinated to find that most of the people I worked with were from the area. Some of them came from local high schools and everything.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:26 am to H2O Tiger
That map has some gems. Would replace “cowboys mavs stars fans” with “private school safe zone”
Weird Giraffe Thingie.
Weird Giraffe Thingie.

Posted on 8/3/23 at 11:28 am to H2O Tiger
That's a good map. The area that includes about 3 miles north of downtown Dallas is entitled azzes living off family money and trying to hold onto their prestige from all the new money that pouring in from smarter and harder working business people. Mixed immediately around that area are younger people trying to rub elbows and get in with and or marry into them.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 11:32 am to TejasHorn
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The largest lake in the country all within a city limits.
Show your work
Posted on 8/3/23 at 11:44 am to Sam Quint
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i'm all for gay
Stopped reading here after I saw who the reply was from. If I see you at Stone Creek, I’m covering my pooper.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 11:47 am to fwtex
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That's a good map. The area that includes about 3 miles north of downtown Dallas is entitled azzes living off family money and trying to hold onto their prestige from all the new money that pouring in from smarter and harder working business people. Mixed immediately around that area are younger people trying to rub elbows and get in with and or marry into them.
We lived at the southern tip of Highland Park for a couple of years and the dynamics at play in that neighborhood were always funny to watch. Especially that crazy lady who was fighting the city to keep all that crap in her yard on Beverly between the Tollway and Lomo Alto
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 11:49 am
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