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Texas: what is Dallas’ identity?

Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:36 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12114 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:36 pm
Haven’t spent much time there so honestly don’t know. Obviously the running joke is Dallas is the $30,000/year millionaire or keeping up with the Jonses city but can’t say one way or another.

Austin is obviously the live music city, Houston seems to be more into theatre, shows, etc, while San Antone has the Riverwalk, Alamo, and Hispanic culture.

What is Dallas’ identity?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4046 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
Assless chaps
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
It's close to Goldee's BBQ, that's all anyone should really care about.
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1525 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
Corporate hell hole
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 3:38 pm
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4881 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
Money.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9288 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
The "I'm so glad I'm no longer in Louisiana" identity.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:38 pm to
void
This post was edited on 8/5/23 at 9:29 pm
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2359 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Assless chaps


Aggie board
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101387 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

The "I'm so glad I'm no longer in Louisiana" identity.



Seems like Houston area has a lot more of these people than Dallas.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56254 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:39 pm to
It’s big as hell. That’s the identity.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6614 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:40 pm to
Money: Lots of corporate and regional headquarters there
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1198 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:40 pm to
Strange mix of snooty old oil rich MF'ers and hood rats. I grew up near Vail, CO and we all hated Texans cuz all we ever saw was those rude frickers from Dallas. Ended up in TX for school and have never left, cuz I love the state and the people, but I still hate Dallas.
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 3:42 pm
Posted by DCtiger1
Panama City Beach
Member since Jul 2009
8774 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Obviously the running joke is Dallas is the $30,000/year millionaire or keeping up with the Jonses city


Who says this?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:42 pm to
Correct answer is young liberals. Not as bad as Austin but getting there.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35375 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:42 pm to
Dallas, TX: When Austin is a little too ghey for you.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1223 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:42 pm to
Cockgobblers, primarily.

The other 2%: oil barons.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 7:00 am
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Who says this?


Dipshits from Austin I would guess.
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
35343 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:44 pm to
L.A. without a beach, mountains, or nice weather.
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

What is Dallas’ identity?


-German cars on 10 year loans
-Saying “muh no state income tax” while paying property taxes that amount to 18% of income or more
-Actually caring about clothing brands (silly)
-Day drinking at the dog park
-Once a year pilgrimage to Uncle Julio’s for somebody’s birthday (actually legit)
-Tolltags
-Getting passed up by a construction vehicle while going 55 in a 35
-Travel ball, travel swim, travel track, etc
-High ceiling houses with extreme utility bills

Source: lived there till I was 18
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 3:44 pm to
Corporations and strip malls
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