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re: Tell us about a time your kid embarassed you in public
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:51 pm to weagle12
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:51 pm to weagle12
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Was at a house warming party a few months ago and we brought our 3month old (at the time). This was the first time she had met a lot of the people there and just about everyone wanted to hold her. She was doing great until one of our friends, who was black went to hold her. She freaked out as this was the first black person she had really seen before. Pretty embarrassing, but the guy just laughed and joked "must have been my cologne"
I know this super liberal douchebag in Washington who lives in a super rich, white area while shitting on us for being racist. He was in the mall one day and a black lady and her daughter were behind them in line. His daughter exclaimed, "Look at that little monkey, daddy! It's a monkey!"
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:00 pm to Raleigh Tiger
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I would plop my son down on the belt at the checkout and let him ride it with the groceries
The cashiers and other shoppers were already rolling their eyes at this point.
When people let their babies sit or stand up on the pharmacy checkout counter, I politely ask them to not do that. It’s just nasty and some parents aren’t attentive enough. A few years ago a toddler managed to climb over the side and into the pharmacy.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:02 pm to TigersSEC2010
My son has always loved LEGO Ninjago and all things ninja. Used to get dicey when he was 2-3 with baby speech. “Look daddy, NINJAS!” In the middle of a packed store. Got a couple of double takes. Lol
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:13 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Pushing my toddler aged kid at the time through the grocery store in the buggy. We start going down one of the aisles, and an older lady is walking towards us, looking for whatever she needs. My rips the loudest fart. I guess that he even was shocked by the volume of that blast, because he would have normally given a giggle at that. Not this time, he was just still, and shocked, and didn't say a word. The lady immediately looked at me with the "stink" eye. All I could do was point at my son and say, "that wasn't me!" Don't think she believed me.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 2:03 pm to lowhound
Don't have any kids, but when i was about 7, me my brother and my Mom were at Mcdonalds on main st. in Zachary. We were all outside on the playground.
I was sitting at the table eating with my Mom while my brother was playing. He was about 4 or 5 at the time. A lady walked up to us and said excuse me ma'am is that your child? We looked over and he had his pants down with his dick hanging through the fence on the side of the highway taking a piss. Everybody driving down main st. could see his wang lol.
My mom was so embarrassed she went and grabbed him and we left haha.
I was sitting at the table eating with my Mom while my brother was playing. He was about 4 or 5 at the time. A lady walked up to us and said excuse me ma'am is that your child? We looked over and he had his pants down with his dick hanging through the fence on the side of the highway taking a piss. Everybody driving down main st. could see his wang lol.
My mom was so embarrassed she went and grabbed him and we left haha.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 1/26/18 at 2:59 pm to CorkSoaker
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Mine has taken a poop in the caribe resort pool once and the swim diaper was a fail
Another time she asked me, loudly, if the tj maxx cashier was a girl or boy and honestly I wasn’t sure.
You should've just gotten angry and asked her why she thinks there can only be two genders.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:08 pm to Raleigh Tiger
One time in little league my son struck out. I berated his arse in front of everyone for half an hour then made him go to the batting cage for 3 hours (one for every strike).
He’ll think twice about embarrassing me again.
He’ll think twice about embarrassing me again.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:30 pm to danilo
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One time in little league my son struck out. I berated his arse in front of everyone for half an hour then made him go to the batting cage for 3 hours (one for every strike).
He’ll think twice about embarrassing me again.
I had no idea Marv marinovich posted here.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:40 pm to jlovel7
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I had no idea Marv marinovich posted here.
Dont let your cowboys grow up to be babies
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:42 pm to Houma Sapien
Me neither. He new he would get his arse whipped. This was before whipping your kids arse was considered child abuse.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:36 pm to Raleigh Tiger
My little nieces in church. A few seats down. One sneaking M&Ms and sharing with her sister. Tells her out loud, "The green ones make you horny."
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:40 pm to Raleigh Tiger
My kid was about 4yrs old. We were in New Orleans Hamburger and she was cutting up after I told her to calm it down a couple of time.
Well, I went into the "that's it" mode and scooped her up and headed out the door. Before we got to the door she screams out "DADDY DON'T BEAT ME" in the crowded restaurant.
I was sure the cops were going to show up while I waited in the car for my wife and her mom to finish up. The most this kid ever got was a hand on the diaper.
Well, I went into the "that's it" mode and scooped her up and headed out the door. Before we got to the door she screams out "DADDY DON'T BEAT ME" in the crowded restaurant.
I was sure the cops were going to show up while I waited in the car for my wife and her mom to finish up. The most this kid ever got was a hand on the diaper.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:46 pm to Raleigh Tiger
I have a 10 month o;d so no real embarrassing stories yet.
Based on this thread, I feel like I should avoid bringing him to the grocery store like the plague.
Based on this thread, I feel like I should avoid bringing him to the grocery store like the plague.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:10 pm to Raleigh Tiger
My son was about 4 or 5 playing T-Ball. He comes running out the dugout and tells me I have to use the bathroom. I said dude you playing a game you really don't have time. My mom says I have an empty ice cream bucket (Ghetto Tupperware) in my van right there, let him use that. So I run him to the van, get the bucket out put it on the ground, open the door so no one can see and turn my back. A few seconds later he says dad I'm done. I turn around and his little arse dropped a duece in the bucket. I gave him a wet wipe, he cleaned his butt and went back to the game. Gets back to the dugout and tells all the kids he crapped in a bucket.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:24 pm to Raleigh Tiger
At the grocery store with my 3 year old. The bagger was pretty clearly a transgender “woman”. My daughter was asking what all the employees’ names were. She pointed at the bagger and said, “What’s his name?” I told her I couldn’t see “her” name tag. My daughter pointed more emphatically at the bagger and said loudly, “No! What’s HIS name?”
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:54 pm to ThatMakesSense
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No body wants your infants germs on their produce.
No shite! I read that and thought "Thanks for the e coli, jackass!".
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:56 pm to Raleigh Tiger
No kids, but when I was like 3 or 4 I lived in a very white town in Kansas and when a black guy walked into the restaurant we were in, I basically yelled at my mom "why is that man's skin so dark?"
My parents were mortified, but now it's a funny story.
My parents were mortified, but now it's a funny story.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:59 pm to TH03
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kids, but when I was like 3 or 4 I lived in a very white town in Kansas and when a black guy walked into the restaurant we were in, I basically yelled at my mom "why is that man's skin so dark?"
My parents were mortified, but now it's a funny story.
Is it? Is it really?
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:10 pm to Raleigh Tiger
I was apparently a bully when I was about 4 years old. My mom worked at a hospital which had a daycare, and the ladies in the daycare had to wear purple scrubs. One of these ladies was a huge black lady named Bernice. Bernice took my mom aside one day after I’d been there a couple weeks and told her that not only would I only address her as Barney the Purple Dinosaur, but that I had gotten the other children to also exclusively call her Barney the Purple Dinosaur
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:13 pm to Raleigh Tiger
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my son was somewhere between 1 and 1 ½ years old
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yells out as loud as he could, frick IIIIITTT!!
1 year olds talk?
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