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re: Tell Me About Your First Girlfriend
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:04 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:04 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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Tell Me About Your First Girlfriend
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How did y’all meet?
We were born at the same hospital
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What was she like?
She had a firm grip
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Are y’all still together today?
Yes, loyal after all these years.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 5:15 am to SaintlyTiger88
She left Catholic School at 9 years old to attend my public school fourth grade class, and upon first sight I was immediately smitten. Real blonde, and blue-eyed beauty. The next year, in fifth grade, she sealed the deal by sitting behind me in class and running her bare feet and toes up the backs of my legs. Surprising that I did not develop a foot fetish throughout life because I sure had one at age ten.
She was very smart and full of personality, a dancer and gymnast, and her performance in a leotard at the school talent show at age 12 was the sexiest thing I had ever seen. I moved away in seventh grade, and it broke my heart for years. She was a killer beauty queen, dynamite with a laser beam. We later hooked back up briefly in college though we went to different universities. She was a cheerleader and runner-up for Miss Louisiana. Somewhere I have a scrapbook with photos of her in a bikini by the pool at my apartment and an implied nude ad for a watch that appeared in Playboy. We have infrequently stayed in contact. She stopped to visit a few months ago and called on the phone after the recent hurricane to see if all was okay..
She was very smart and full of personality, a dancer and gymnast, and her performance in a leotard at the school talent show at age 12 was the sexiest thing I had ever seen. I moved away in seventh grade, and it broke my heart for years. She was a killer beauty queen, dynamite with a laser beam. We later hooked back up briefly in college though we went to different universities. She was a cheerleader and runner-up for Miss Louisiana. Somewhere I have a scrapbook with photos of her in a bikini by the pool at my apartment and an implied nude ad for a watch that appeared in Playboy. We have infrequently stayed in contact. She stopped to visit a few months ago and called on the phone after the recent hurricane to see if all was okay..
Posted on 9/22/24 at 7:13 am to SaintlyTiger88
My first girlfriend was so ugly that she gave me a Glamour Shot of herself which I ended up hiding because I was ashamed.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 7:28 am to Cheese Grits
Miss Palms a OT10 in your mind. She doesn’t talk back and is quiet as a mouse. She is as tight as you can make her, and she doesn’t mind if you blast a little early.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 7:56 am to SaintlyTiger88
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Posted on 9/22/24 at 8:05 am to SaintlyTiger88
Still friends today and I’m good friends with her husband
Posted on 9/22/24 at 10:37 am to SaintlyTiger88
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How did y’all meet?
We had the same kindergarten teacher.
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What was she like?
I only talked to her maybe 5 times so I didn't learn much about her. She just told me I she was my girlfriend.
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Are y’all still together today?
Now that you mention it, we never officially "broke up" that I can recall. My current wife will not be happy about this development.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 1:57 pm to IAmNERD
I was 16 she was 15. her dad came home from work early caught me banging her and threw me out. LOL. Her cat stunk really bad but I did not know any better ahahahah
Posted on 9/22/24 at 5:37 pm to SaintlyTiger88
No, I don’t think I will.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 5:56 pm to SaintlyTiger88
4th grade in Los Angeles. We were living in a hotel for 6 months while my father was studying aircraft accident investigation and safety at USC. She was the 2nd grade daughter of one of my mother's Swedish friends. I was the youngest in the 4th grade and she was the oldest in the 2nd grade. We got caught by the janitor getting naked in the janitor's closet. She taught me how to kiss.
We wrote to each other for a few years.
We wrote to each other for a few years.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 7:54 pm to IAmNERD
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My current wife will not be happy about this development.
What can go wrong?
"Honey, I want to have a 3 way with this girl from kindergarten"
Posted on 9/22/24 at 8:21 pm to Cdawg
Sounds kinda like my story. Met at a High School Football game. He moved away unfortunately a year or so later but we kept in touch for a while. (I Never ghosted him) Then he ghosted me after a Halloween party and that was pretty much it. I Still wonder why? Guess he didn’t like me anymore.
And the other guy died in a motorcycle accident.
And the other guy died in a motorcycle accident.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 8:35 pm to SaintlyTiger88
First grade, Tessie. Met in class and walked her home.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 8:50 pm to Auburn1968
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I was the youngest in the 4th grade and she was the oldest in the 2nd grade. We got caught by the janitor getting naked in the janitor's closet.
That seems rather young for that type of behavior, baw.
Posted on 9/22/24 at 8:52 pm to SidewalkTiger
the girl was being exposed to adult material at a minimum sexual abuse most likely
Posted on 9/23/24 at 3:57 am to SaintlyTiger88
Had my first girlfriend in 1st grade at Rugg Elementary in Ellick.
I tried to kiss her one day and she hit me in the forehead with a rock.
Then my Dad got transferred to work in Baton Rouge when I started 2nd grade. I have not seen her since.
I tried to kiss her one day and she hit me in the forehead with a rock.
Then my Dad got transferred to work in Baton Rouge when I started 2nd grade. I have not seen her since.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:13 am to SaintlyTiger88
Met her at the Crowley Skating Rink when I was 13. She was the next door neighbor of a friend that I hung out with at the rink. She was 15, he told her I was 15 knowing that she wouldn't date a younger guy. We dated on and off for about a year. We were both in 8th grade(should have been red flag #1). She ended up dropping out at 16(red flag #2). Her dad wasn't in her life. Her mom was young and still wanted to party so her grandparents raised her. I don't even remember how or why we even broke up.
She's heavily on meth these days and has been in and out of jail.
She's heavily on meth these days and has been in and out of jail.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:19 am to GEAUXT
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We french kissed and I touched her boob.

Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:23 am to SaintlyTiger88
We met in high school.
She was really cool. We broke up amicably. We just realized we really weren't each other types. We did remain friends afterwards. I have nothing bad to say about her. Shout-out to her for being my first kiss and boob grab lol.
Sidenote: Her Dad made some absolutely bomb brisket. I really need to find that man to ask his secrets.
She was really cool. We broke up amicably. We just realized we really weren't each other types. We did remain friends afterwards. I have nothing bad to say about her. Shout-out to her for being my first kiss and boob grab lol.
Sidenote: Her Dad made some absolutely bomb brisket. I really need to find that man to ask his secrets.
This post was edited on 9/23/24 at 9:24 am
Posted on 9/23/24 at 11:10 am to QJenk
Met her at a party. I was 18 and had just moved to NY. She was also 18 and a senior in HS. Super smart, had a scholarship to SUNY and an internship at an American Express office in Manhattan. First chair violinist. She was part Chinese and part Cuban, drop dead gorgeous, and she fell for the southern guy that was new in town. Being a firefighter definitely helped
We were together for over two years, and I thought I was gonna marry her. I moved to Texas, and she was going to move down after the next semester. Her parents loved me like a son, and my family loved her like she was already part of the family. She'd taken a few trips to LA and Texas with me. Her whole family even came down one time.
But, she never moved. She had better career opportunities in NY and I had better opportunities in TX. I ran into her mom and dad about ten years ago while I was visiting my sister. She got married and had a couple kids.
We were together for over two years, and I thought I was gonna marry her. I moved to Texas, and she was going to move down after the next semester. Her parents loved me like a son, and my family loved her like she was already part of the family. She'd taken a few trips to LA and Texas with me. Her whole family even came down one time.
But, she never moved. She had better career opportunities in NY and I had better opportunities in TX. I ran into her mom and dad about ten years ago while I was visiting my sister. She got married and had a couple kids.
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