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Posted on 5/24/16 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

If you can't back a boat on a trailer turn in your man card.


Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 3:53 pm to
2 happiest days of new boat owners life is
A) the day you but it
B) the day you sell it...
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 3:58 pm to
I guess you've never tried a compressor, small generator, log splitter, or welding machine trailer. It's pretty hard to back up something so short that you can't see. I've been doing it for years, and it never gets and easier.

Go rent a log splitter and put the video of you backing it up on YouTube
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41376 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 4:02 pm to
Boat trailers are much easier to back than those you mention.
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5985 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 4:10 pm to
just get a boat you can afford. I wouldn't live without one or two . They require maintenance just like any other piece of equipment. Dont buy a boat if you only will use is 5-6 times a year. The worse thing for a boat is for it to sit up on land thats where all the problems come from.
Posted by rodnreel
South La.
Member since Apr 2011
1559 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 4:29 pm to
Guys the two best days are when you buy your first boat and sell you last one.

The best advice I can give it to hook up with a friend or two that is good with handling a boat. Go to a landing during the week when there is very little traffic. First off get comfortable hooking up the boat, backing up, launching and picking up the boat.

Next learn how to depart and return safely to the landing because each time the wind or water height is different. Lean boat landing etiquette. Acquire some navigation skills and rules of the waterway. Learn a little bit about the mechanics of a boat, which would be how to fix the small things.

I have been fooling with boats for 50 years and last week I forgot to put the drain plug in.
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 4:33 pm
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 4:54 pm to
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40320 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 5:05 pm to
Yep.

A short, double-axle trailer is a PITA.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 5:07 pm to
A Bradley is an Infantry Fighting Vehicle. It is not a Tank. Based upon that alone, don't buy a boat...... (Just kidding, busting your balls)... No offense!!
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37572 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 5:11 pm to
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I would love to see the full video of the aftermath. I laugh every time I see that video.


The youtube video set to "turn down for what" is epic.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37572 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

A) the day you but it


Boats are not for raping.
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 7:11 am to
I have pulled small trailers. We had one I would load my aluminum Jon boat on. The trailer couldn't have been more than 8-10 foot because a third of my Jon boat, from the middle bench to the front would hang off. It wasn't much bigger than the tailgate space inside my '93 Toyota 4x4 that had an aluminum toolbox taking up part of it.

I've also backed stump grinders.

I pulled/backed a compressor for an Ingersoll Rand jack hammer behind the bosses work truck, which was a crew cab dually, when I worked Landscaping thru college.

So yeah, I've pulled short trailers with trucks that were either lifted or long arse dually. You just have to barely turn the wheel because of how sensitive the trailers are when they are that short but it's still something that a man should know how to do.
Posted by Mark Makers
The LP
Member since Jul 2015
2419 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 7:29 am to
quote:

If you can't back a boat on a trailer turn in your man card.


Hmmm...
I can back up a boat trailer
I can put a boat on a trailer

But unfortunately, I have never backed a boat onto a trailer as you suggest here. So I guess my man card is revoked according to these standards
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Next learn how to depart and return safely to the landing because each time the wind or water height is different.


Finding out which of your friends is the guy who's good with helping you land the boat, catching the pier and making sure you don't bump the pier or any other boats that are tied off that goes a long way towards any mistakes or errors in judgement because of the wind or choppy water or current. A good first mate goes along way because most every other person in the boat that doesn't look good in a two piece is wasted space.

quote:

Lean boat landing etiquette. Acquire some navigation skills and rules of the waterway.


Best advice in the thread. You need to pay attention to the other boats about 10x as much compared to driving on the road. Any idiot with a line of credit can get a boat and be out there driving around.

Memorial Day and 4th of July are the two worst days for this up here on the Tenn River. I've lived on the River for over 15 years now and I dread these two days more than any others.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 7:31 am to
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Posted by GAAtty70
Member since Nov 2015
905 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 7:45 am to
Stop me if you have heard this one....but the two happiest days of your life are
1) when you buy the boat
2) when you sell the boat
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 7:59 am to
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Your two happiest days will be the day you buy it and the day you sell it.


...not necessarily in that order.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159354 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Finding out which of your friends is the guy who's good with helping you land the boat, catching the pier and making sure you don't bump the pier or any other boats that are tied off that goes a long way towards any mistakes or errors in judgement because of the wind or choppy water or current. A good first mate goes along way because most every other person in the boat that doesn't look good in a two piece is wasted space.


Good advice for a newbie. I'll add some. You need to practice docking in all kinds of conditions until you can do it solo in case your idiot friends drink too much and become less useful than the bikini babes on board.

I hate being out on Memorial Day but the family requires it so I'll be out there dodging the idiots who just got their boat from the dealer or out of storage.
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