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Tell IT! You ever shart or crapped yourself?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:31 am
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:31 am
I've crapped my shorts several times unfortunately. Yes, I know, my fricking name checks out.
If you have ever sharted or crapped, in an unfortunate situation, please tell the story.
Watching that dirty bitch poop herself during her race and still kept going baffles me.
Most people disappear or try to get out of the situation as fast as they can, especially in a public setting.
Humor me....
If you have ever sharted or crapped, in an unfortunate situation, please tell the story.
Watching that dirty bitch poop herself during her race and still kept going baffles me.
Most people disappear or try to get out of the situation as fast as they can, especially in a public setting.
Humor me....
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:32 am to CrappyPants
This as a thread topic and no one is even drunk yet for the big game yet (that I know of). 
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:33 am to CrappyPants
Why would I tell IT about something like that?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:33 am to CrappyPants
Last week, stuck in traffic and dookied
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:34 am to CrappyPants
What happens in your pants, stays in your pants. We don't care to hear about it.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:36 am to CrappyPants
IT already knows more about me than I do.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:39 am to CrappyPants
quote:
Tell IT! You ever shart or crapped yourself?
anybody who says they haven't is a liar
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 7:40 am
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:43 am to CrappyPants
I've never crapped my pants, but I have had a couple turds poke their heads out like a shy turtle.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:44 am to jdd48
quote:
This as a thread topic and no one is even drunk yet for the big game yet (that I know of)
I’m having a travel day from hell so I’m about to start. Been up since 3:30, booked a hotel by the airport to get extra sleep for 6:50 am flight. Flight canceled, was 1st class now gen pop on rebooked 11:00 am flight, rerouted from Charlotte to Miami and Miami flight is now delayed.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:46 am to CrappyPants
I’m a 1961 and I can say with a certainty that I haven’t CrappyPants in over 60 years.
I have no memory of the last time I have done so.
Pre kindergarten age though.
I have no memory of the last time I have done so.
Pre kindergarten age though.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:47 am to CrappyPants
I’ll go.
I was coming back from New Orleans me and a coworker stopped in at bayou blue po boy for a quick bite. I drop her back off at the office and I’m gonna work from home the rest of the day
I live in thibodaux was driving from way on the eastside of Houma. I get to the schriever overpass and I feel a slight rumble. I was not alarmed at all because you know passing gas is normal.
I catch the red light at the colonel truck stop and it’s evident this is much more than normal gas. I contemplate pulling over there but my house is only just up the road. I catch the last light before my house.
This was the downfall. Had I not caught this light I think I would have made it.
I pulled up in front the house and commence to crapping in my truck. I get out and I’m crab walking as fast as I can to the door. I get inside and the shite has subsided, for the moment. I am struggling to get my pants and boots off falling all over the floor. Shits flying everywhere. I make it to the bathroom and paint the whole top of the toilet but frick it I sit down in it.
This was not a normal poo. My body then broke out into a cold sweat. I can liken this to a panic attack. I regained my composure and spent the next 45 minutes cleaning the house. The jeans got thrown away.
I was coming back from New Orleans me and a coworker stopped in at bayou blue po boy for a quick bite. I drop her back off at the office and I’m gonna work from home the rest of the day
I live in thibodaux was driving from way on the eastside of Houma. I get to the schriever overpass and I feel a slight rumble. I was not alarmed at all because you know passing gas is normal.
I catch the red light at the colonel truck stop and it’s evident this is much more than normal gas. I contemplate pulling over there but my house is only just up the road. I catch the last light before my house.
This was the downfall. Had I not caught this light I think I would have made it.
I pulled up in front the house and commence to crapping in my truck. I get out and I’m crab walking as fast as I can to the door. I get inside and the shite has subsided, for the moment. I am struggling to get my pants and boots off falling all over the floor. Shits flying everywhere. I make it to the bathroom and paint the whole top of the toilet but frick it I sit down in it.
This was not a normal poo. My body then broke out into a cold sweat. I can liken this to a panic attack. I regained my composure and spent the next 45 minutes cleaning the house. The jeans got thrown away.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:48 am to CrappyPants
quote:
Tell IT!
Did you try turning it off and then back on?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:53 am to CrappyPants
yep
was percolating on i-55 years ago
pulled over and luckily got out of the vehicle before the explosion
ripped my britches off and threw them off the side of the road
didn’t realize until i got home that i had a couple of hundred in the pocket of those soiled jeans
looked for them on my way home from camp the next week to no avail
FACK…
was percolating on i-55 years ago
pulled over and luckily got out of the vehicle before the explosion
ripped my britches off and threw them off the side of the road
didn’t realize until i got home that i had a couple of hundred in the pocket of those soiled jeans
looked for them on my way home from camp the next week to no avail
FACK…
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 8:07 am
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:56 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:
Did you try turning it off and then back on?

Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:57 am to CrappyPants
Absolutely
The real question is; has it been to the embarrassing level of happening in public where other people noticed?
Wasn't there a running back from Florida that shat himself in a bowl game about 15 years ago?
The real question is; has it been to the embarrassing level of happening in public where other people noticed?
Wasn't there a running back from Florida that shat himself in a bowl game about 15 years ago?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 7:57 am to CrappyPants
quote:
Tell IT! You ever shart or crapped yourself?
quote:
by CrappyPants
Careful folks, we're dealing with a professional here.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:26 am to CrappyPants
Yes, 3 years ago.
I had really bad gas and let a fart rip, problem was, it wasn't gas and I felt wetness, I immediately ran for bathroom, almost made it, I had mud butt, but 2 stripes made it to underwear, I was so pissed, because as i was feverishly trying to get my pants off, I stepped on them, slipped on time qns almost fell, nearly causing a huge mess. Had I not slipped, I would of maybe made it
I had really bad gas and let a fart rip, problem was, it wasn't gas and I felt wetness, I immediately ran for bathroom, almost made it, I had mud butt, but 2 stripes made it to underwear, I was so pissed, because as i was feverishly trying to get my pants off, I stepped on them, slipped on time qns almost fell, nearly causing a huge mess. Had I not slipped, I would of maybe made it
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:19 am to CrappyPants
Had influenza b about 10 years ago. One night i shat myself in my sleep AND had a wet dream. Woke up to all of that with 101 temp in a pool of sweat.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:35 am to S
quote:
i shat myself in my sleep AND had a wet dream
There’s a lot to unpack here

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