re: Tell IT! You ever shart or crapped yourself?

I have another close call.

When I was going to nicholls I worked on the grounds crew part time. Work started at 5 am in the morning. My boss drops me off at a flower bed by Bowie road and I commence to working. At this point I was living off campus so I couldn’t just pop into a dorm.

I’m planting flowers and then like a Mack truck the cramps start hitting me. I am going to the nearest buildings and they are all locked because hell the suns not even up yet.

I knew of one building that would be open but it’s about 10 football fields away from me. I carefully walked my arse over there. As soon as I got to the stall and pulled my pants down I let loose. The pants were salvageable that day but the boxers got tossed. Calmly walked back to Bowie road and planted those flowers. Not long after this I had my own gator to drive so this was never an issue again.