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re: Teacher tells class why there are yellow buckets being brought in for every classroom
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:32 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:32 pm to Byrdybyrd05
My Econ teacher was a libertarian. If there was a school shooter, we were going to leave the door open and ambush the motherfricker.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:35 pm to GRTiger
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as if anyone is going to take a shite break in a bucket in the middle of an unlikely active shooter situation.
This is all I thought
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Links from Worldstarhiphop should only be posted of there is T&A.
I don't break the seal for at least three hours. Grow a pair. I have not taken a shite for days until a proper toilet is in sight. Train your kids not to be pansies.
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t has toilet paper and other things needed if you can’t get out the classroom
I don't break the seal for at least three hours. Grow a pair. I have not taken a shite for days until a proper toilet is in sight. Train your kids not to be pansies.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
first thing I thought of was some fat cat just unloaded hundreds of 25cent yellow buckets on a school board that's paying him $5 each and an additional $3 for paper and instructions on how to use them.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 9:26 pm to Byrdybyrd05
No lie, the middle school my son went to ran out of space in the cafeteria for the amount of students they had. Students who brought their lunch were forced to sit outside on these under the breezeways. The sky screaming from the Karen moms about the heat was one of the most hilarious things I’ve witnessed.
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Posted on 4/2/23 at 9:32 pm to Byrdybyrd05
"OMG THEY ARE PUTTING BUCKETS IN THE CLASSROOMS! Whats next? Boxes! This is out of control!"
Posted on 4/2/23 at 9:41 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:need some slide over pipe insulation though...that rim hurts your arse
I don’t know…. I would have gone with the Home Depot bucket
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:07 pm to dbuchanon
quote:eh a lot where I teach at least come across more conservative. The vocal ones are just the crazy fricks. Most of us just want to keep our head down and get home
Most teachers are crazy arse liberals
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:12 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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why there are yellow buckets being brought in for every classroom
Front, bow. Back, stern. If ya don't get it right, squirt, I throw your arse out the little round window on the side.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:18 pm to bird35
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Buckets are necessary if you live in the 50% of America where the police will block the front doors and threaten the parents for a few hours before stopping the shooter.
Like Texas?
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:21 pm to Tarps99
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f they are the old metal cans, good luck with it holding in liquids. You can maybe use it as a shield, but a toilet, I think not.
CL circa 03-04, they would lock us down for state testing, teacher wouldn’t let a kid go to the bathroom so he wrapped his jacket around himself and shite in one of those metal trash cans right in the front of the room. That’s all I have to contribute to this conversation.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:24 pm to Byrdybyrd05
shite in the bucket and throw it on the shooter. They will freak out.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:32 pm to Ostrich
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as if anyone is going to take a shite break in a bucket
This was my first thought:

Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Why not just supply a wood wedge to jam under the door. Seems like that would keep the door shut and be pretty cheap and simple enough a kid could use it.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:43 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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shite in the bucket and throw it on the shooter. They will freak out.
Shot at and missed, shite at and hit.

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