re: Taylor Swift is wrecking the KC Chiefs. What is Kelce getting out of this?

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Massive publicity, millions of dollars, and toothy blowjobs?

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This is an arranged/publicity relationship but the first two are right.

People are thinking Taylor is Yoko Ono.

Not even remotely close.

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TheArrogantCorndog

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Bruh, frick you for being right

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Let's be real, shes a really cute girl... all of you homos would be happy taking her home from the bar, and would brag to your friends how you took home 9 when she's a 7

She has moves and can probably work that pussy pretty decently... doubt she deep throats cuz that's how she makes money

She probably gives great handies cuz she used to grabbing a microphone

You can take her home to mom cuz she's not the biggest slut you've raw dogged... and let's be honest, you queers have bagged some nasty sluts in your time

All in all, shes a decent, girl next door type... just so happens shes the biggest musical act in the world, and his "cred" has gotten bigger because of it

I'd smash that girl every day that ends in Y and twice on sunday, trying to break her hips... and you queers would too, if you were lucky enough to have the chance.. but you won't... cuz your fat wives that you settled for have you by the balls, like a man-bitch

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TheArrogantCorndog

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Let's be real, shes a really cute girl... all of you homos would be happy taking her home from the bar, and would brag to your friends how you took home 9 when she's a 7 She has moves and can probably work that pussy pretty decently... doubt she deep throats cuz that's how she makes money She probably gives great handies cuz she used to grabbing a microphone You can take her home to mom cuz she's not the biggest slut you've raw dogged... and let's be honest, you queers have bagged some nasty sluts in your time All in all, shes a decent, girl next door type... just so happens shes the biggest musical act in the world, and his "cred" has gotten bigger because of it I'd smash that girl every day that ends in Y and twice on sunday, trying to break her hips... and you queers would too, if you were lucky enough to have the chance.. but you won't... cuz your fat wives that you settled for have you by the balls, like a man-bitch

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You sound like a simp



But yes given the opportunity any of us would hit it. She isn’t unattractive but she also doesn’t really have “sex appeal” either. She would be a basic white girl without her fame and money

Anyone that compares Taylor Swift to Yoko Ono, the bitch who single-handedly broke up the greatest/most influential band in the history of the world, is a 'tard. I mean Jesus tapdancing Christ I don't see how some of you people get yourselves dressed in the morning.

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Patrick mahommes is an average QB. Can’t read pre snap and is only successful when he can break the pocket until someone’s breaks open and then hits them. He’s actually hardly average to bad

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He's a 2 time NFL MVP and 2 time SB MVP, that's average to bad?

About 100 million people now know who he is that had no idea last year. That’s gotta be worth something

You know she’s a freak in the sack. And she’s rich as hell. If I was Kelce I’d wife her up and retire before I got CTE.

The Beatles are the standard...wise up.